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I went to a free online AI writing tool and asked it to write a story about a pretty girl with nice boobs who falls in love with me.
Yeah, I know - hadda be a fiction story. Haha. Anyway, after buzzing and clicking and rocking in place like a contraption in a mad scientist's laboratory, this is what it gave me back. I don't think we should be overly concerned about AI taking over the world just yet:
"Once upon a time, there was this pretty girl with nice boobs. She had long, blonde hair that fell in waves around her shoulders and a pair of bright blue eyes that sparkled whenever she smiled. She was kind and sweet, and everyone in her small town adored her.
One day, I stumbled across her while walking through town and I was instantly smitten. I couldn't help but notice her beautiful curves and the way her eyes seemed to light up whenever I looked her way. I knew I had to get to know her better.
So I decided to take a chance and I asked her out. To my surprise, she said yes and we went out on a few dates. We talked for hours about everything from our favorite books to our dreams for the future. I found her to be incredibly intelligent and funny. We really connected on a deeper level.
As our relationship progressed, I found myself falling head over heels in love with her. Her beauty and her bubbly personality had me completely mesmerized. I knew I wanted to be with her forever and I asked her to marry me. She said yes and we had a beautiful wedding.
We've been married for five years now and I still can't believe how lucky I am. I'm still completely in love with this pretty girl with nice boobs. She still takes my breath away every time I look at her and I can't help but thank my lucky stars for bringing her into my life."
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Halloween being right around the corner and all...
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to run again, as if the first time wasn't embarassing enough?
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Throw in a coupla 'B' cups and I'll take a half-dozen to go, please...
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I went looking for some hard-hitting journalism piece
that we could discuss here this morning.
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Royal Caribbean's "Icon Of The Seas" will be the largest cruise ship in the world when it sails January 2024. It can hold 10,000 people, is 5 times larger and heavier than the Titanic, is 20 deck floors tall with more than 40 bars/restaurants, bowling alleys and live music & circus performances.
Honest to god, I would rather have my fingernails ripped out slowly by some moohajadeen towel-headed desert rat than go on a boat like that. Yikes, what a clusterfucking nightmare. Juss' sayin'...
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Can you imagine what having this done every
day would do to your body?
before leaving the diamond mines in Kimberley, South Africa.
This photo was dated October, 1954.
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Buying a simple gift for someone should
never be difficult. Buying a piece of my
wife's jewelry makes it easy.
Click on the picture for more information on this bracelet.
There are a number of new items in her shop. Click here to see them all:
July 4th, 1974. This is the corner of Haight-Ashbury streets in San Fransisco in the 'summer of love - 1967. The Unique Men’s Shop is now a Ben & Jerry’s ice cream shop.
My grandmother used to sit at the kitchen table drinking Rock 'n Rye highballs, smoking Chesterfield Kings one after another and doin' these paint by number things. They never, ever turned out looking anything like the painting on the box cover, but she didn't give a shit. That's not what she was there for - she was there for the buzz. 
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PS? Ole' Camille - my father's mother - lived to be 92, so there musta been something in them cocktails and coffin nails (her words) that worked for her.
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No way I'd get on that boat either. The SS MegaSardine ... too packed to pursue.
ReplyDeleteThe Xrays were because they stole raw diamonds constantly, by swallowing them.
The Rite Aid cartoon is ... if not racist, then purposely imbalanced. 97% of the shoplifters are from the 'usual suspects' group.
I think you posted the stewardess pic a couple months ago. While the specs are nice, it's a shame they didn't hire even slightly attractive women for the job. L-R: pooch, plain, WTFF?
For perspective, a loaded-out Nimitz-class carrier has ~ 6000 people on it. I thought the idea of a cruise was to get away from people, not be trapped on a floating airport concourse where everything you buy is priced out of sight.
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