I'm starting to believe that the only party I've ever been a part of (for the record I am no longer a registered Republican't) has lost it's collective fuckin' minds.
Why don't they just hand over the keys to the country to the Demorats and be done with it? They obviously don't know how to play this game...
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In the end, it's all - and always -
about tax revenues, isn't it?
Mike Bites are the vegan, gluten-free gummy lozenges from former heavyweight champion Mike Tyson’s cannabis brand. The name and design was inspired by Tyson’s infamous 1996 fight with Evander Holyfield, when Tyson bit a piece off Holyfield’s ear bitten durng their battle for the heavyweight belt. In states where the bites are sold (like Vermont, Pennsylvania, West Virginia, Maryland, Massachusetts and California) they are in the shape of an ear. In the Garden State, the packaging and diamond-shape of the Mike Bites is unique. Lawmakers in Jersey (buncha fuckin' Marys the lot of 'em) musta thought the ear shapes were somehow offensive - what a buncha pussies.
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What was it that Einstein or somebody said about insanity?
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They come 10 per jar ($40-$55), with just over 10 mg of THC per piece.
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Home Depot CEO Ted Decker said the company has hired additional security guards to battle increased rates of retail theft. "This isn’t the random shoplifter anymore.
"We are increasingly concerned with some life safety for our associates and for our customer base." Two HD employees were killed by shoplifters this past year.
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Interesting that neither ad shows a picture of the
actual product. Gee - I wonder why...
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Can somebody explain it to me?
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There's three or four reasons (at least) that I really like it, but the
red Cons may be numero uno. Juss' sayin'...
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The comic you want explained: the guy time travels to correct his youthful indecision where he couldn't pick a woman, gets the woman, and the time travel cops make him undo it and go back to his life being alone.
ReplyDeleteEmmer has ties to Soros
ReplyDeleteCartoon is the time travel trope. Went back to change something, panel 5 shows it worked and in 6 the "time travel cops" show up and tell him to go back and fix it. So before getting to know the bennies of having a wife, it's back to the dating apps.
ReplyDeleteI don't think that "youse guys" extends so far west into Pennsylvania . My daughter went to Pitt, and says that the word used there ( God knows why ! ) is "Yins" . Go figure .
ReplyDeleteYins = You un's = you ones ... relegated to the Pittsburgh area. Most of rural Appalachia is y'all.
DeleteCricket also has the defense controlling the ball
ReplyDeleteI'll bet that Alaska Airlines pilot had a whole lot in common with the pilot of Egypt Air Flight 990.
ReplyDeleteTime travel is non-permissible in most times; illegal in others punishable by swift execution.
ReplyDeleteThere is no "youse guys" in Western Pennsylvania. That's a Philly/NJ/NYC thing.
ReplyDeleteI got married in a pair of red Chuck's in '96. That gif represents what I wanted to do about 20 years after that.
ReplyDeleteRe: the time travel comic -- if you look at the window above the wife, you can see smoke. Seems more than his marital status was changed.
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