I'm tellin' ya - I GOTTA get in to this whole 'Study' business. Case in point? Somebody got paid to do this one...

 

Every time I see the phrase 'A new study shows...' I can hear a cash register ring, and another angel gets it's wings. 

Read this - it's pretty funny (and you might say 'Fuck - I thought I was the only one who noticed that...):

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-12478445/The-Puss-Boots-effect-Women-speak-higher-pitched-voice-animals-bigger-EYES-study-finds.html