I have a good number of friends (I won't mention names, Gary) who have bidets in their bathrooms. I don't get it...
The idea of squirting water up my ass after I take a dump is slightly 'foreign' to me. Maybe it goes back to when I was a kid and my big brother would stick a hose up my ass in the backyard pool - only because he could and he was bigger than me. Big fuckin' haha, right Bob? Now I'm scarred for life from the whole concept.
Anyway, how much sense does it really make if ya gotta wipe your ass afterwards anyway? And forget about the idea of a seperate bidet you gotta get of the can and on to to use. Nope. Not happenin'
Maybe I'm just chickenshit to the whole concept, but I don't see us getting one any time soon. Juss' sayin'...
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Once you bidet, you can't go back. I call ours the Biden Bidet.Its fancy heats the water stream and has a blow dryer for warm air. Every time I use it, I think of Gropin' Joe Biden.
ReplyDeleteA lot of the Ahkbars that have auto shops here in Texas have vegetable sprayers that they use. And no fucking toilet paper!
ReplyDeleteSpend some time in Arab countries, and you will find some strange hose gadgets hooked up to work, in general, like a bidet. Actually, a lot of them.
ReplyDeleteGoogle "SpaceX Booster Bidet". 🤔🤔😇😇😂😂
ReplyDeleteto bidet or not to bidet....that is the question....
ReplyDeleteHand held 'shattaffs' are great, once you've used a good one you'll never go back to toilet paper.
ReplyDeleteThere was a separate bidet when we bought this house, we got rid of that and had a mixer shattaff (small hand held showers, mixer type so warm water you won't enjoy ice cold water up the ring) installed in both toilets, yeah it sounds weird i s'pose but trust me worth doing.
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