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New York Post - In this case, “No. 2” also refers to the maximum number of wipes. Fretting how much toilet paper you need after using the loo? Not to fear — an Australian pelvic expert has come to the rescue by divulging the proper number of wipes one should employ after doing one’s business, as seen in this video with over 4.5 million views online.
“How many times do you wipe after poo?” inquires the Aussie physiotherapist, who goes by George, in the poo-torial. If the answer’s more than three, the wiper might have a condition called “fecal smearing.” The excremental expert explains that this revolting symptom occurs “when too much fecal matter stays at the entrance of the anus after you finish the poo” — think the human version of an ungulate’s dirty derriere.
Okay. Whoever did this study is an ass-wiping expert. Think about THAT when you have to tell your kids what you do for a living...
If, after all these years, you still don't know - for yourself - what the answer is, the rest of this story is here in todays Post:
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During the toilet paper famine of 2019 I installed bidets on two of our toilets. This cut TP usage to a third of what we had used previously. The only wipe is usually a drying wipe.
ReplyDeleteHow do blind people know when to stop wiping?
ReplyDeleteYou wipe as many times as it takes to be shit-free.
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