There's this island in the Caribbean that's home to a huge theme park and water attraction - and it's only open to a few thousand people a day.
'Perfect Day' (who the fuck came up with THAT name? A perfect day for me would be laying on a beach in Italy with a 20-year-old Sophia Loren, but that's a story for another day) at CocoCay is a private island belonging to Royal Caribbean.
That means, after you've been trapped on a ship with all of these jackwagons, you're then trapped on an island with them like Gilligan and the Skipper? The place at least has a friggin' bar on it, but it's in a pool somewhere. Yeah - I'll pass...
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A perfect day...like drinking beer & Mezcal while pulling Amberjacks out of the Pacifico until my arms felt like cooked spaghetti?
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This Perfect Day...great book by Ira Levin (Rosemary's Baby). Seriously dystopian.
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