Monday, June 12, 2023

People's fascination with weirdness is almost frightening...

So this morning's first question is, what the fuck was this Dylan character doing at the Tony's aside from making a spectacle of himself?
My wife and I were watching the Tony's last night for a total of about ten minutes before it devolved in to yet another virtue-signalling jerkoff fest. Of course the first winner had to kiss his husband before going up to accept his award, telling us all how gay and how jewish he is but he then had to add on to his acceptance speech this little ditty - 'Parents! When your little children tell you who they are, listen.'
We both reached for the remote so quickly our heads banged together and we almost knocked each other out.
It's a shame really. I usta areally enjoy the theater. Juss' sayin'...
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That's pretty subtle. I like subtle.
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A newlywed California man tragically drowned to death while on his honeymoon with his new wife in Hawaii — and while that was happening thieves snatched up the couple’s belongings on the beach and took their rental car.
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There's a reason why these two cartoons are related - it's the law of unintended consequences. The entire East Coast gets all fucked up because another country (the one to our north) doesn't know how to properly handle forest management.
Now, on the other side of the coin - and the country - another law of unintended consequences kicks in, this time in the Land of Fruits and Nuts. 
Because they do such a jerked-off job of NOT handling their forests properly because of the tree-hugging mindset they have, now they can't get insurance for their homes. Well played, both of y'all...
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This 50 ft statue is called 'Dignity of Earth & Sky' 
and can be found outside Chamberlain, SD. 
Pretty cool looking, isn't it?
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Reading the fine print on this isn't really important. I guess the point is we all started out as some kinda blip-dot germ kinda thing about a billion or so 
years ago and TADA! - ended up where we are today.
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So this guy who usta live in San Diego buys some land out in the desert in SoCal and creates his own kinda country he calls 'Slowjamstan'. It's actually a pretty cool kinda story. Click on the picture above to see his TwitFeed.
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Ya know what's kinda scary? This cartoon is 40 years old. Yup - came out in 1984.
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And then you have this - it's a statue of a skating banana and 
it's in Little Rock, Arkansas for god knows what reason...
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The Dodgers will hold a Pride Night on 16 June for the visit of the San Francisco Giants. The City of Lost Angels team invited The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, an anti-bigotry activist group of queer and transgender drag performers who dress as nuns, to give the Sisters a Community Hero award.
I have what I think is a simple question - okay, two questions.
1 - Why is it so important to these people to jam this shit down our throats at every turn?
2 - Is there a 'Hetero Month' or are we to assume that the other 11 are just that and that's why June HAS to be designated as such? Asking for a friend...
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I remember these things like they were here yesterday. They had some kinda glue on the back and you ironed them on to wherever. If you were really serious, you'd sew them on afterwards. Okay, you'd ask your mother or girlfriend to sew them on - you knew what I meant...
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You know time is going by way too fuckin' fast when you 
realize the rock stars you most relate to are all starting to 
look like yer grandmother...
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Allow to be very clear on a subject - 
or at least as clear as I can be...  

I really wanna point something out, so you're not all confused by some of the shit I post and comment on. 
I am, in no way, shape or form, anti-gay, or even anti-tranny or anti-whateverthefuckyouwanna be. I really do believe that it's cool to be whatever you want to be if that's what you need to do to live a meaningfull, happy life. I get it. No sweat.
What I don't get is why the media, along with so many people and corporations, want to jam  this virtue-signalling shit down our throats. 
I'm not gonna buy a beer because straight guys drink it. I'm not gonna buy a truck because queers drive 'em. I'm not gonna wear an outfit or a piece of clothing because a it has a message on it, except maybe an ocassional Harley or S&W t-shirt, or one I got from a bar for free.
That's my point - nothing more. 
Trying to jam an ideology down my throat is no way to market a product. 
Tell us how good the product is and why it'd be worth our while to pay for it. Nothing more, nothing less.
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4 comments:

  1. I know some people who would've wet their pant(ie)s while trying to figure out the his/hers signs at the entry.

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  2. The explanation is straight forward, and terrifying. "Terrifying" because it shows just how completely we've already been conquered. These corporations are busy maximizing their ESG scores because the eventual intent is to "disappear" all but a very few that toe the dogmatic line. Only the ones with the highest scores will survive.

    You can go digging into communist philosophy to show the roots of this, but the bottom line is to destroy the middle class, the ones who run and profit by all those smaller companies. The American way of life and business is so effective that it is the only competitor to the kind of feudal world "they" are jamming down our throats.

    That so many big companies have been broken to the wheel is incredibly disheartening. We really need to resist this with all our might.

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    1. It's funny how the media always portrayed the Democrats as for the little guy and the Republicans for big business. It seems the opposite is closer to the truth. All the small doctors offices in my town have either closed or merged with big hospitals 100s of miles away due to reporting regulations of ObamaCare.

      The death tax falls heaviest on small businesses, especially things like family farms. Pop dies and the kids have to sell the farm in order to pay the inheritance tax (happened to my grandmother's farm). The death tax is one of the ways Warren Buffet made his billions. Those small business forced to auction for inheritance tax being sold for pennies on the dollar. No wonder he loves the death tax.

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  3. To be fair, Kevin Cronin and Steven Tyler ALWAYS looked like your grandmother.

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