Saturday, June 17, 2023

I’m going off-script. I’m going to get in trouble...

 “We have plans to build a railroad from the Pacific all the way across the Indian Ocean”...  
 
Let this sink in. The man who said that is the President of the United States.
 
Click on this to here the exact quote from Mr. Off-script himself...
 
President Joe Biden is facing criticism for slipping up when outlining a new railroad project, mistakenly saying it would be built across the Indian Ocean.
Biden was speaking to the League of Conservation Voters in Washington DC on Wednesday night, saying, “We have plans to build a railroad from the Pacific all the way across the Indian Ocean”.
“We have plans to build in Angola one of the largest solar plants in the world,” Mr Biden added. “I can go on, but I’m not. I’m going off-script. I’m going to get in trouble.”
   
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The thing is, I could never, ever imagine doing something like this. Who orders shit from this place online?

For fast food delivery orders costing $5 to $9.99, customers will pay a $1 delivery fee plus a 15 percent service fee and a $2.50 small cart fee. However, California customers must fork over an additional $2 geographical fee, charged by the delivery system. For orders $10 and up a $1 delivery fee plus a 15 percent service fee will be required. Again, California customers will pay an additional $2 geographical fee.
While Burger King customers and royal perks members will still be charged on delivery orders, becoming a member can still save you money. The loyalty program offers "crowns" for items purchased in-restaurants, the BK App, or BK.com. Every $1 will earn customers 10 crowns which are redeemable on things like menu items, upgrading, and freebies.
Seriously, who the fuck would actually order a BK delivery online? That just seems so fucked up and lazy to me. but I'm not a shut-in who's Jonesing for their french fries, am I?
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This is the airport I'll be flying in to next week. It's been proclaimed 
the most beautiful either in Europe or in the whole world. Pretty cool looking place, isn't it? Going over for my niece's wedding.
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Hey - don't get me wrong. I'm sure there are a 
coupla places in California where it is so fuckin' whacky. Maybe up by where Woodsterman lives way the fuck up north, who knows. But it sure does seem to me that they're almost all just fuckin' crazy, don't it to you? So you see that report and think no big deal, right? That headline and pic are from USA Today. Then you look at NY Post, and get a whole different perspective on the same friggin' story:
 
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Have a birthday or other special event
 coming up soon? Maybe you need to find
 a gift for someone special. Here they are...

This bracelet is only $ 18.00 and that includes free shipping.
Click on the picture for more information.
Just so ya know, we'll be travelling for about a week and a half starting next Wednesday, so Barb obviously won't be able to ship anything. If you have something coming up for the end of the month, you might wanna pull the trigger before Tuesday.
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Can you imagine - diiner and a show for only $ 1.50?
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Yeah - I keep saying I should get into this whole 'study' industry, but this is one I think I'd probably take a pass on. Click on that picture and you'll get the actaul report at their website.
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File this under 'They don't make 'em like they usta'. These 
beautiful doors are from the Cochise County Courthouse in Bisbee, AZ.
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Your grandkids will never now the absolute joy of sitting 
under the big top, taking in all of the sights and sounds and smells of a real live circus. That's a shame, ain't it?
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2 comments:

  1. Whenever I see a survey on penis size, I remember a punchline: "Well, lady, I rang your doorbell, didn't I?"

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  2. Regarding the frying pans, the coated pans were only lasting about 3 - 5 years for us and we were hand washing them every time we used them. We were due for a new one one so my wife was looking at them at an outlet store. The clerk she was talking to told her to never use Pam or Pam type oils. She bought one of those pump sprays and used Olive Oil in it. That pan lasted about 10 years, and was browned but still coated when she bought some of the granite coated pans a couple of years ago. We are still not using Pam type sprays and they are holding up well.

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