What's the one thing your father taught you before you moved out on your own?

 My old man told me 'No matter what you do or where you end up, don't fall asleep in a dumpster. Good advice, Pops... 

The full story is kinda sad, but if you're a twisted fuck like I am, it's pretty funny, too. You'll find the full story with video here:

https://weartv.com/news/local/man-trapped-in-garbage-truck-after-sleeping-in-dumpster-in-escambia-county

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It's barbecue season. Try my buddy Joe's handcrafted sauces. You won't be disappointed.

 

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