CLEARWATER, FL — Florida Highway Patrol troopers received several calls of a man driving erratically, possibly driving while intoxicated, Saturday night on U.S. 19 in Clearwater.
Troopers located the car near Clearwater Beach and pulled it over. When they approached the car, they found a man and his parrot having an argument. The parrot became angry because it wanted to go home, but the man wanted to go to Clearwater Beach. The argument distracted the man, causing him to drive erratically, said troopers.
Troopers said they "de-escalated the situation
and resolved the standoff successfully."
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Are you going to wait until the last
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It is a damn shame your wife's jewelry doesn't ship to Canada. I tried to purchase the dragonfly bracelet in February.
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