Wednesday, May 3, 2023

Florida man gets pulled over for having an argument with his parrot...

 
CLEARWATER, FL — Florida Highway Patrol troopers received several calls of a man driving erratically, possibly driving while intoxicated, Saturday night on U.S. 19 in Clearwater.
Troopers located the car near Clearwater Beach and pulled it over. When they approached the car, they found a man and his parrot having an argument. The parrot became angry because it wanted to go home, but the man wanted to go to Clearwater Beach. The argument distracted the man, causing him to drive erratically, said troopers.
 

Troopers said they "de-escalated the situation 
and resolved the standoff successfully."
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Mother's Day will be here next week.
 Are you going to wait until the last 
minute to get her something nice?
 You can do that. Wait 'til the very last minute and get her
some cheap-ass chinese made bulshit at the gas station.
 I'm sure she'll be overjoyed at your thoughtfullness.

OR - you could get her something like this... 

Click on the picture above for information on this bracelet.
There is only one available and people have it in their carts.
 You can find something nice for your Mom, your wife, 
your daughter or your girlfriend right here: 
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1 comment:

  1. It is a damn shame your wife's jewelry doesn't ship to Canada. I tried to purchase the dragonfly bracelet in February.

    DickFitzwell.

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That's not a bear - it's a guy in a bear suit...

  Ya gotta give 'em an A for effort, if nothing else, but maybe they shoulda dumped the outfit before the man came over. This is a funny...