When all else fails, start out with a silly joke.

 And it should be all down hill after that...  

 

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This whole episode begs the question: How much do we really need to know about what's going on?

Government officials were aware of up to four Chinese surveillance balloons, beyond one that flew over the continental US and was shot down in February, according to leaked top intelligence. One balloon flew over a US carrier strike group located in the Pacific Ocean, in an incident that was never reported. The information comes from documents that were allegedly leaked by Massachusetts air national guard member Jack Teixeira that were first reported by the Washington Post.

The other balloon crashed into the South China Sea. The leaked intelligence also states that US officials had remaining questions about the February Chinese spy balloon, as authorities had not identified several sensors and antennas of the balloon more than a week after it was shot down.

 

The bigger issue isn't whether or not China is spying on us - we've known they - and a lot of others -  do all along. The question is, who's gonna make 'em stop? Kamala? Joe? Please - gimme a friggin' break...

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If you're ever anywhere near Seaside Heights, NJ (yeah - hold the Jersey Shore jokes) make your way up on to the Boardwalk and find this stand - it's called the Midway Steak House.

 The cheesesteaks are legit awesome, but their sausage and pepper sammiches are ta fuckin' die for. Juss' sayin'...

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Some cartoons hit home a lot more than others. I have a damn near complete collection in paperback of almost everything Robert Parker wrote before he died. I re-read them about every ten years or so. I've been doing this for about 30 years now, and I'll probably kick while I'm reading one for the fifth or sixth time. I'm cool with that...
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The stats are absolutely staggering – since it opened on Broadway in January of 1988, Phantom has played almost 14,000 performances to audiences of over 20 million, grossing over $1.3 billion. An estimated 6,500 people have been employed by the production – including over 400 actors – and it takes a cast, orchestra and crew of 125 to put on the show. On Monday, it will all be over.
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It's not really a contest, but I'm thinking between this shit-for-brains and that 

fat-ass KK broad, they're both pegging the livin' shit outta my 'Give-a-fuck meter'.
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Mother's Day is a month away.

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I swear to god I gotta figure out how to get in to this 'study' business. They probably get paid a shitload of money to study stupid shit like this. Where do we sign up already?

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This may be one of my new favorite GIF's if for no other reason but the guy's wearing red Cons. My first pair of Cons, probably back in like 1961 or thereabouts, were red Cons. Still have a pair 60 years later. I am at the forefront of exactly no new fashion trends. Juss' sayin'...

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