Monday, April 17, 2023

Pound for pound, penny for penny, Florida Man is worth his weight in poop...

 
A drunk man broke into a police station in Florida and helped himself to the facility’s amenities. He took a shower, pooped on a bathroom floor, and walked out with a uniform and bulletproof vest without anyone noticing.
Joseph Moulton, 36, jumped a parking lot fence at the Naples Police Department. He found an unlocked police car and sat in it for a few minutes until he noticed people walking out of the building.
Moulton then hid in the bushes waiting for his moment to head inside. Before going inside, he shoved a water hose under one of the doors and turned on the water. This caused at least an inch of flood damage. That was just the beginning of his evening of fun. Fun that he doesn’t remember.
After flooding the lobby, he made his way into the men’s locker room where he took a shower. He then put on a uniform shirt, pants, cap and a bulletproof vest. The police report then claims Moulton went into the women’s bathroom. Once inside, he threw a $1,000 police radio into a toilet and pooped on the bathroom floor.
 

His evening of destruction inside of the police department lasted around 40 minutes and went unnoticed until after he left the building.
An employee at a nearby 7-Eleven called the police around 1 a.m. when Moulton showed up, intoxicated, in an official police jacket. When officers arrived, he was already gone. They didn’t catch him until hours later after finding his wallet, with his ID, inside the police car. He had apparently dropped it during his night of fun.
There's a video report of this guy's antics from NBC2 here:
 
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2 comments:

  1. There are giants in these days.

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  2. No jail time; have him make the rounds of various police agencies and show them how their security sucks.

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