Case in point? Jamie Lee Curtis got an Academy Award
for being in one of the worst movies ever made...
Movie stars sure do have some strange places to put their Academy Awards — with a surprising amount opting to use their prestigious trophy as a door stop. Not Jamie Lee Curtis. This year's Best Supporting Actress shared on Instagram that she's placed her Oscar in a position befitting such a hallowed, historic honor: next to her SAG Award - and a butt plug.
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Sorry for repeating this but it cracks me up...
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I remember a really bad joke from my childhood when the Pope was coming to New York City for something. Coulda been the UN or maybe the World's Fair - where they actually brought the Pieta to the US for an extended stay, but I digress.
A plane lands at Idlewild airport and the security guys go running to the plane, but it's coming in from Florida or some shit and the one guy says to the other guy "I thought you said this is the plane the Pope is on" and the other guy says " I thought it was. Look - it says TWA on it. I thought that meant 'Top Wop Aboard...'"
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Five women found overdosed on suspected fentanyl Wednesday evening at Shops at Riverside mall in Hackensack were revived by emergency responders. The women, who were identified as employees of the mall, were revived using Narcan and CPR and four of the five were taken to a local hospital for treatment, according to a statement from the Hackensack Police Department. The fifth woman refused transport.
While the investigation was in its early stages, police said they suspected that the women 'ingested' fentanyl, a highly potent synthetic opioid that is responsible for an increasing number of drug-related deaths across the country, and became unresponsive. The women were found in the lower level parking garage.
Isn't it amazing to you how incredibly fuckin' stupid some people are that they hear about this shit killing people every day and yet they still snort it - even without knowing the potency level? Don't they say something like just a pinhead of this shit'll kill you if it's pure?
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https://www.npr.org/2023/03/15/1163770889/a-lawsuit-picks-a-bone-with-buffalo-wild-wings-are-boneless-wings-really-wings
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Do you have a special occasion of some kind like
a birthday, an anniversary or some other
event worth celebrating coming up?
Click on the picture above for information on this specific item.
You can find something nice for your Mom, your wife,
your daughter or your girlfriend right here:
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Stormy Daniels met with investigators on Wednesday to discuss the former president’s role in a hush money payment made ahead of the 2016 election in exchange for her silence about claims of a 'sexual liaison'.
The news emerged as Michael Cohen, a former Trump attorney who orchestrated the payment, was giving a second day of testimony before a New York grand jury looking into the matter.
Stormy Daniels, whose real name is Stephanie Clifford, was paid $130,000 by Michael Cohen in 2016.
The $130,000 payment was made as Trump’s first presidential campaign was in its final weeks and Daniels was negotiating to go on television to discuss her alleged sexual encounter with Trump a decade earlier. Cohen made the payment and arranged another payout to a different woman – at Trump’s direction, he says.
Did she claim it on her taxes for that year?
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How hard? Seriously...
Can me and you insist that the Government make the rest of our mortgage payments or pay off our truck loan? Of course not. So what the fuck?
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Don't you find it kinda interesting how language changes over the years?
I'm sure this meant something completely different back then:
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The lawsuit is being amended as he has now realized that none of the wings are made from Buffaloes, and their logo clearly shows a buffalo with wings.
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