Tuesday, February 14, 2023

What's a better Valentine's Gift for your Ex than the slammer?

 
OSCEOLA COUNTY, Fla. – What could make Valentine’s Day more perfect than putting your ex behind bars? The Osceola County Sheriff’s Office is asking people to turn in their exes who may have outstanding warrants.
 
“We would love to meet with them and treat them to a Valentine’s Day surprise!” the sheriff’s office wrote on Facebook. Click on either picture above to see the original post. What a heartwarming sentiment...
 

The Rockmart Police Department, located about an hour west of Atlanta, encouraged their followers on Facebook to get back at their ex (or current partner!) with the help of local law enforcement.
 

“Do you have an ex-Valentine and know they have outstanding warrants? Do you have information that they are driving with drugs in their car? Give us a call with their location and we’ll take care of the rest,” they wrote on Feb. 2, in a post with now more than 600 shares on the social network. Their announcement was later shared on other platforms, including Instagram where it garnered 259,000 likes on the Shade Room account.
Rockmart police went on to imply they would provide an all-inclusive stay for their delinquent ex-lover, though it won’t be the sort of couples’ resort experience that many will take on Feb. 14.
 
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for someone special in your life
instead of having them locked up?

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