And here I was thinking I got bigger balls
from drinking whiskey and rye...
A study has revealed how drinking Coca-Cola and Pepsi can lead to larger testicles and higher testosterone levels.
The study - done in China for god knows what reason - looked at three groups of mice: ones that only drank water, another that drank different levels of Coca Cola with another doing the same with Pepsi. Tests on the rodents included weighing their testicles and drawing blood. Imagine yourself describing what you do for a living after that kinda day.
They found that the mice drinking Coke and Pepsi had a significant change. For instance, the mice that were given pure Coca-Cola had higher levels of the male hormone compared to the group that drank water.
The study concluded: “Drinking Coca-Cola and Pepsi-Cola could promote testis development and enhance testosterone secretion and how they benefit the prevention of prostate dysfunction and cancer.”
However, this contradicts previous studies that indicated sugary drinks made men less fertile, instead of more, as the new study suggested.
I swear to god there must be monsterous money in all this study shit. I gotta get on board somehow...
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Think about how a phsychopathic scumbag
like this became who he is today...
19-year-old Keith Melvin Moses shot and killed a 20-year-old woman sitting in a car on the street in Pine Hills Florida yesterday. No one knows why he did it.
Moses allegedly returned to the scene five hours later and fired rounds at a Spectrum News 13 crew who were there reporting on the initial homicide.
Both a News 13 reporter and photographer who were in and near their news van were shot. The 24-year-old reporter, identified by family early Thursday as Dylan Lyons, died. The photographer was hospitalized in critical condition.
Shortly after, Moses stormed into a house on Hialeah Street, where he shot a 9-year-old girl and her mother. The child died of her injuries in the hospital, while her mother is fighting for her life. There isn't a fire in hell burning hot enough for this piece of shit to burn in.
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my father because, although he wasn't working at the time, he somehow managed to pay cash for the car. We never did hear the whole story, but evidently my old man beat the shit outta Uncle Jim at some point afterwards.
It's kinda weird in the ad that the top picture is full color but the bottom is B&W, don'tcha think?
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Florida college students are planning a statewide walkout Thursday in protest of recent education-related efforts by Gov. Ron DeSantis, including his policies targeting LGBTQ+ and people of color.
Organized by the Florida College Democrats and Dream Defenders, "Stand for Freedom" is a statewide movement and walkout scheduled for noon on Thursday across Florida college campuses.
When I was in college, we protested against what we thought was an un-fair draft and an un-just war. These kids are protesting becuase of some gay shit.
Given the opportunity to smack the fuckin' snot out of a couple of these kids, I'd gladly stand in line. At night. In my underwear. In the rain. In winter. Get my point?
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shocked by the numbers for the Mets and the Phillies...
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The creator of the beloved comic strip "Calvin and Hobbes," Bill Watterson, is coming back – but not for a kids comic strip. Scheduled to be published later this year, "The Mysteries" is a new book slated to be released this year by the American cartoonist along with fellow artist John Kascht about "a fable for grown-ups."
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