Getting up and getting it up are two different things...

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There's a story behind that intro. My wife was talking to a woman at the bar last night. I wasn't paying attention to what they were saying until I heard the woman say the her husband 'has a hard time getting it up in the morning.' 

I'll cut out the majority of what they were talking about, but afterwards when we got home  I asked my wife and she said 'Evidently, that's what they call getting out of bed in Iowa'. Never heard that one before...

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Now of course you know that this is 110% horseshit. There's no fuckin' way his minders would ever allow this brain-dead fuckwad to sit down and have a one-on-one with anybody from Fox.

The White House says President Joe Biden will not sit down for an interview with Fox before the Super Bowl, ending a strange back and forth between the Biden administration and the television network with which it frequently spars.

Earlier Friday, White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre said Fox had pulled the plug on the administration’s proposal to give an interview with Fox Soul, a small streaming platform aimed at Black Americans.

“The President was looking forward to an interview with Fox Soul to discuss the Super Bowl, the State of the Union, and critical issues impacting the everyday lives of Black Americans. 

 

"We’ve been informed that Fox Corp has asked for the interview 

to be cancelled," Jean-Pierre said in a tweet Friday.

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New York Post and other sources - Call the babysitter. A popular Italian restaurant in New Jersey has made the controversial decision to ban children under the age of 10 from dining there.

Nettie’s House of Spaghetti (I wonder how long it took 'em to come up with that catchy name) in Tinton Falls announced on social media Thursday that beginning on March 8, they will no longer serve young children. “We love kids. We really, truly, do. But lately, it’s been extremely challenging to accommodate children at Nettie’s,” the restaurant’s management wrote in a Facebook Post. “Between noise levels, lack of space for high chairs, cleaning up crazy messes, and the liability of kids running around the restaurant, we have decided that it’s time to take control of the situation.” 

“We know that this is going to make some of you very upset, especially those of you with very well-behaved kids, but we believe this is the right decision for our business moving forward,” the restaurant said.

They are forced to institute this policy because the parents who bring their kids in to the restaurant are rich, elitist jerkoffs who have absolutely no parenting skills and wouldn't dream of disciplining their kids when they do stupid shit. 

I say 'Bravo!' to these guys at the restaurant. Fuck these people. If they're dead-set on raising a generation of out-of-control miscreants, let them do it at home. Don't take them in to public places. Juss' sayin'  - and yes, I do have my 'Grumpy old man' hat on for this subject.

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The US Government says that it shot down another high-altitude “object” over the waters off Alaska on Friday afternoon – six days after a fighter jet took out a Chinese spy balloon off the coast of South Carolina – an operation President Biden deemed “a success.” The latest object, which was supposedly detected within the past 24 hours, was "downed on Biden’s orders at 1:45 p.m".

The Pentagon and the White House have not yet determined the object’s “capabilities, purpose or origin.”  Officials hope to answer those questions after they recover and analyze it. They're saying that the object was first picked up on ground radar Thursday, prompting the military to scramble fighter jets to observe it from the air, Ryder said. Pilots determined the object was unmanned, and later used an F-22 to shoot it down after the president gave the go-ahead.

 

I call bullshit on this entire thing. They 'shot it down' over water - again - with no hope of ever recovering anything, of course. How fuckin' stupid do they think we are?

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Pitchers and catchers report this Wednesday.

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This is Helen Mirren 'modeling' back in 1975. Evidently, she was 

a bit of a hottie and kinda scandalous back in the day in England, but her popularity there didn't translate to here in the States until much later.

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If you have never had a half-dozen of these from a greasy brown paper bag, 

then you have no idea how joyous a treat they really are. Don't believe me? 

Ask Southside Tony - he'll tell ya the same thing.

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