Monday, January 16, 2023

This Florida Man has a huge 'pene enorme' but doesn't know where to put it...

DAILY BEAST - A Florida activist has applied to display a giant penis sculpture in nine Florida cities to mark the Festival of the Steel Phallus, a fertility celebration in Japan’s Shinto religion. 
The South Florida Sun-Sentinel reports that Fort Lauderdale has told Chaz Stevens to fill out an application, which he takes as a promising sign. But Mayor Dean Trantalis is against it. “Fort Lauderdale embraces diversity, but at some point we need to draw a line between expression and decency,” he told the newspaper. 
“All Mr. Stevens is trying to do is draw attention to himself... The city of Fort Lauderdale tries to maintain a family-friendly environment. We’re not the stage for personal excesses.”
The controversial activist says his latest quest was inspired by Japan’s Shinto Kanamara Matsuri (Festival of the Steel Phallus), an event held yearly in Kawasaki in celebration of love, fertility and the male genitalia.
 
Veronica certainly likes the idea...

The project will be very pricey for the guy, with each statue costing around $ 10,000 each. He also plans to hire off-duty cops to protect his investment from theft and vandalism. Good luck trying to find a cock cop outside of South Beach, Bubba...
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