Friday, January 13, 2023

He was never funny, but he was always appropriately named...

Disgraced self-proclaimed 'comedian' (let's face it, the fuckin' guy wouldn't know funny if it smacked him in the ass) Andy Dick was arrested Friday for public intoxication and failing to register as a sex offender stemming from his 2018 arrest for grabbing an Uber driver's crotch. The disgraced funnyman was thrown in jail again after a caller reported him drunk or possibly high on a lakeside street in the Los Angeles suburb of Lake Elsinore, Calif., at around 12:30 a.m., according to the Riverside County Sheriff’s office. The appropriately-named Dick, 57, was taken into custody without incident in Lake Elsinore, California after authorities received calls about an intoxicated person. 
The former NewsRadio star's records were checked during the arrest and they found that he was not up to date on his sex offender registration. In 2010, he was charged with sexual abuse for allegedly fondling a man in West Virginia — after a 2008 bust for allegedly pulling down a teenage girl’s top. Dick was also busted in October for allegedly burglarizing a home in Santa Barbara and stealing power tools. 
 

The guy made a living for a little while pretending to be a dooshbag. What a grat country.
I'd say Mr. Dick is kinda spinnin' outta control a bit, no?




2 comments:

  1. Lake Elsinore's in Riverside County, not "A suburb of LA". Are there no copy editors these days?
    Sheesh.
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  2. He'll get a job in the white house in 3,2,1 ...

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