Because when people do shit like this they're only trying to draw attention to themselves...
You wanna draw attention to yourself? Go out in the parking lot and set yourself on fire. What special kind of jerkoff does shit like this?
“READY IN THREE ½ MINUTES” declares the packaging for Velveeta’s microwaveable mac and cheese cups. But that’s simply not true, according to one allegedly inconvenienced South Florida woman, who points out that the figure accounts for just the microwave time. It does not include other time-consuming steps such as tearing off the lid, adding water and stirring in cheese sauce, she argues.
Amanda Ramirez might not have bothered buying the Shells & Cheese product “had she known the truth,” says a proposed class-action lawsuit in which she is the lead plaintiff. The suit, filed in U.S. District Court in Miami, seeks more than $5 million in damages on behalf of the Hialeah woman and other purportedly 'hoodwinked customers'. It accuses the Kraft Heinz Co., the maker of the cheesy cups, of deceptive and unfair trade practices.
“Consumers seeing ‘ready in 3½ minutes’ will believe it represents the total amount of time it takes to prepare the Product, meaning from the moment it is unopened to the moment it is ready for consumption,” the complaint argues.
I hope I meet this broad in the Publix Parking lot some day...
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displayed Iran’s national flag on social media, in a now-deleted graphic, without the emblem of the Islamic Republic – in support of protesters in Iran before the nations’ Group B match on Tuesday.
The protestors are bitching about some Iranian woman who got locked up for not wearing her head tent in public. That is what religion gets you when the religious guys run the place. And it isn't just the guys who kneel towards Mecca - it's any religion.
It's a simple concept: You have a religious belief? Good.
Keep it to yourself and I'll do likewise...
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such a big deal, isn't it? You know full fuckin' well as soon as he
croaks that bitch is going on Ebay - who you bullshitting...
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window with a beer and watched the sailboats go by. St. John was a magical place for me. Now that the millionaires have taken over the place, they've taken some of the luster off of it.
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It's not a foot fetish thing - at least I don't think it is - but I find this sexy as fuck. That's just me...
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Does someone you know deserve
something a little 'special'?
Christmas isn't that far off, ya know...
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handmade bracelet. It's only $ 40.00 with free shipping.
You can find something nice for Christmas for your Mom, your wife,
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You may tend to forget that these are some seriously brutal motherfuckers over there. Shit - Mao probably killed 20,000,000 of his own people just for not toeing the Commie line. And Tainnamen Square? Don't kid yourself. That one guy with the flower trying to stop the tanks? They ran his fuckin' ass over, and besides, that pic was heavily cropped. The full picture showed a coupla hundred tanks. A coupla hundred fuckin' tanks that they'd have happily used to kill their citizens and not gave a fuck. We don't ever wanna go to war against these motherfuckers, that I can tell ya'...
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Washington Square Park in New York City in June, 1955.
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I knew of when I was a kid...
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Merriam-Webster has chosen 'gaslighting' as its word of the year for 2022. Searches for the word on merriam-webster.com increased 1,740% in 2022 over the year before. Merriam-Webster’s editor-at-large Peter Sokolowski told AP ahead of today’s unveiling that lookups for 'gaslighting' were pervasive all year long. Typically there is a single event that drives searches, and this year, there was not one single event that drove significant spikes in curiosity around the word. The word “gaslighting” refers to a form of psychological coercion, typically used by abusers in relationships.
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You forgot Blue Ball, Bird-in-Hand, Intercourse, and Paradise. All in Lancaster County, PA
ReplyDeleteThere is an "Intercourse" on the map, but it's off to the south, I think in Georgia or Alabama. If I was making a map like this, I'd start by seeing how many Lancaster County town names could be fit in.
DeleteThree and a half minute mac&cheese: Here's hoping this lady gets a decent judge who tosses her complaint as frivolous, sanctions her attorney, and awards Kraft legal fees. She's either a moron or was hoping for a nuisance payoff.
ReplyDeleteMaynard and Dobbie, what a great show. And... you do have a foot fetish; weird, feet are ugly.
ReplyDeleteFeet are not ugly, of course, they're more than just a fetish to me. I simlpy adore my girlfriend's feet (and the rest of her, too.)
DeleteWA State also has Kitchen-Dick Road and a few other "make a 10 year old chuckle" places...
ReplyDeleteIt's in between Sequim and Port Angeles & yes I laughed the first time we passed it.
DeleteIf the Iranians are so sensitive about respect for the flag , tell them to stop burning ours !
ReplyDeletePersonally , I'd love for the US team to play the match against Iran with jerseys that say "The Great Satan" .
When you visit Wet Beaver Creek, be advised that Dry Beaver Creek is nearby. DON'T GO NEAR THE DRY BEAVER - it might leave you chaffed.
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