Wednesday, October 5, 2022

Just another day in Paradise...


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All rise. Here come The Judge...  

Aaron Judge is the new home run king — at least he is to baseball purests like me. The Yankees outfielder made history Tuesday, hitting his 62nd home run of the season in the Yankees’ 3-2 loss to the Rangers in Game 2 of a doubleheader to break Roger Maris’ American League and franchise record set in 1961 — and, some would say, the legitimate MLB record. He reached the landmark number against Jesus Tinoco of the Texas Rangers, leading off in the second-to-last regular season game on the season.
In the first game of Tuesday’s doubleheader, Judge went 1 for 5 as the designated hitter, singling and scoring the eighth inning. The frustrations of his homerless drought began to show as he was caught slamming his helmet in the dugout after a fifth inning pop-out. He appeared to take out his frustrations early on the second game, sending a 1-1 pitch from Tinoco 391 feet into the left field bleachers at 100.3 MPH for No. 62.
And he did it without PED's, so Magwire, Bonds and Sosa can suck it. Aaron Judge is the new Home Run King of babseball. 'Nuff said...
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The US Navy's most advanced aircraft carrier – which was commissioned and then later critiqued by former President Donald Trump – deployed Tuesday from Norfolk, Virginia, to head to the Atlantic.
After years of delay and costly setbacks that have amounted to a $13 billion price tag, the USS Gerald Ford set off for its first deployment, entering the competitive arena of naval ships from countries like Russia and China.
The ship comes with a slew of new technologies, including electromagnetic catapults that can launch planes and advanced weapons elevators that will move bombs and missiles up to the flight deck.
Not only is this one of the most advanced aircraft carriers to enter the waters, surpassing the Navy's own Nimitz-class carriers, but it's also the world's largest.
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This may be the second-best single-panel
cartoon of all time. Juss' sayin'...
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This is such a great story of a true hero of Hurricane Ian. If I tried to comment on it I wouldn't do it justice. Watch the video story on the Weather Channel. This guy's a stud. The video is here:
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Omar Mejia Ortiz, 33, and Valerie Celeste Salcedo Mena, 26, were arrested, along with 20-year-olds Brandon Mauricio Araya and Steve Eduardo Sanchez Araya. Lee County sheriff's deputies arrested all four on charges of burglary of an unoccupied structure during a state of emergency, according to online jail records. 
All four are in the country illegally.
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The town of Castelmezzano, Italy at night. If you lived in a place like this 
you'd probably never leave...
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This little Vid shows a Maserati stolen by three teenagers hit 123 mph before it goes airborne and plows through a store sign in a Florida crash that killed one passenger and left the others injured. The teens – none who were licensed to drive – were trying to shake Pinellas County sheriff’s deputies after they stole the unlocked 2016 sports car in St. Petersburg early Sunday, unaware they were being tracked by a police helicopter above.
When two police SUVs tried to pull over the stolen car around 3:20 a.m., 15-year-old driver Keondrick Lang put the pedal to the metal – leading a sergeant to order the deputies to “back off,” helicopter footage released Tuesday shows. “And then the driver of the car… he punches it,” Sheriff Bob Gualtieri told reporters, according to a live stream of the conference. “And as he’s punching it and he takes off, the deputies immediately turn off their overheads, the sergeant got on radio and told them to disengage which they did immediately.”
They went airborne for about 150 feet before landing on the store sign. The little fuckwads.
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Does someone you know deserve
something a little 'special'?
This may be just the thing for her...

Click on the picture above for information on this specific item.

You can find something nice for your Mom, your wife, 
your daughter or 
your girlfriend right here: 
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Yeah - they look 'Limousine Comfortable'...
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Smart dog. Smarter dog owner...
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I'm not gonna bother you with all the scientific bullshit behind this, but I do have one question that I think is legit. How the fuck do these people know if a mouse is 'depressed'? That sounds just a little bit assumptive to me. Juss' sayin'...
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3 comments:

  1. Anyone who believes what the newly christened "Maggot" Haberman has to say, may be stupid.

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  2. The Lee County Sheriff ought to "airmail" those four to Beetlejuice!
    Looks like Chicago would be "Their kind of town!"

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  3. The third grader will find out soon enough that they also have cooters

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Two great versions of the same song. Doesn't happen often...

The original is a time capsule by itself... And the version from Darryl's House...