Wednesday, October 26, 2022

If this guy doesn't look like Lurch, nobody does...

John Fetterman, the 6' whatever Lurch-looking motherfucker who is the actual, real, no shit, I'm  not kidding Lieutenant Governor of the State of Pennsyltucky, a guy who suffered a stroke in May and still doesn't have his shit together, took on his Senate rival Mehmet Oz on Tuesday night in a fractious debate - one which even Fetterman's supporters said was troubling. In other words, he got his ass kicked.
Fetterman had probably hoped for some support from CNN's panel - you know, softball quwstions and the like, but the verdict was damning. Charlie Dent, a former Republican congressman for Pennsylvania, said he was 'astounded' and 'stunned' by Fetterman's poor performance, while Alyssa Farah Griffin, Donald Trump's former communications director, said she found it 'painful to watch'. 
 

Even CNN's host Alisyn Camerota said she was disturbed by the spectacle. On NewsNation, Chris Cuomo said he was 'troubled' by the performance. 'John Fetterman struggled,' Cuomo said. 'He clearly is dealing with health issues that affect his ability to process and his ability to speak. Clearly, fitness for office is going to be on the table.' He added: 'That may not be fair, to some, for me to say - but if the voters aren't talking about it, I'll be shocked.' Other Democrats agreed. David Axelrod, a Democrat strategist who served as a senior adviser to Obama, tweeted: 'Fetterman needed to show he's sufficiently recovered, and this debate surely did not help.' 
And while some praised Fetterman's bravery in appearing on the debate stage at all, Olivia Nuzzi, Washington correspondent for New York Magazine, said: 'There is no amount of empathy for and understanding about Fetterman's health and recovery that changes the fact that this is absolutely painful to watch.'
 
Fetterman was able, after the unbelievably embarrassing debate fiasco was finally over, to display a small degree of his regained physical dexterity when he was joined on stage by his much younger wife, Gisele.
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I have no idea what the fuck they're talking about, but
the depiction of Lurch is pretty good. Juss' sayin'...
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The State of Climate Action 2022 report examined global progress on 40 indicators that would be key to halving global greenhouse gas emissions by 2030. The researchers found what they deemed as a gloomy picture of their spurious goals, with just over half the indicators well off track and five heading in the wrong direction entirely.
The indicators of most concern to these 'meatheads' were the use of gas to cook food (Oh, My GOD!), which is increasing rapidly at a time when it should be reduced in favour of renewable energy, because cooking a stew with solar energy is a much more climate change-less way of doing it...
They did mention steel-making ('cause how ya gonna make steel without lighting a match first), where they claimed 'emissions-reduction technology is not being adopted fast enough'. They also had the balls to actually call out people who dare to drive their own cars, the rate of loss of mangrove forests, and emissions from agriculture including cow farts, but we don't need to go there. You get the picture...
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How many vegans does it take to start a campfire?
One, if you get him lit quickly enough.
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And for those of you who aren't lucky enough to have known 
who Uncle Floyd is/was, Google him.
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The about-face comes as some Democratic lawmakers vent their fury that the letter backing talks with Russian President Vladimir Putin — originally drafted and signed in June — wasn’t recirculated before its public release on Monday. That release made it appear that the 30 House Democrats who signed on, all lawmakers in the roughly 100-member Congressional Progressive Caucus, were urging the Biden administration to push for diplomacy immediately despite Russia’s engagement in war crimes and indications of a military escalation against Ukraine.
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Does someone you know deserve
something a little 'special'?
This may be just the thing for her...

Click on the picture above for information on this specific item.

You can find something nice for your Mom, your wife, 
your daughter or 
your girlfriend right here: 

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They actually had the balls to write a book that quick? 
Even if this is bogus, it's still hilarious...
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So - sit back and think about this guy for a minute. Somebody somewhere in the upper echelons of the Democrat party in Pennsyltucky hadda actually say to themselves 'Yeah - Fetterman's the best we got. Let's run him for Senate'. Think about that... Jeez.
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Yeah - and if one - or both - of them was your kids, 
you wouldn't beat them within an inch of their lives? 
THAT is what's wrong with this country toady. 
Juss' sayin'...
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1 comment:

  1. OMG ! Uncle Floyd ROCKED !!!!!
    I loved his show - it's the only thing that ever got me to tune to UHF !!!

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