When you find yourselves in a strange town or a different bar where you don't know anyone, try this.
If the bar is dark, you'll need to wait a minute to let your eyes adjust to the light before you do this. As soon as you walk in, yell out "You cheating BITCH" and then watch the women seated at the bar.
The stool next to the woman who turned around fastest
is where you wanna sit. Trust me...