Sunday, September 25, 2022

Need a reason to (not) watch the Super Bowl? Here ya go...

 As this game - and this league - slips lower and lower on  the 'Give-a-fuck' meter, there's this spectacular announcement... 

The NFL just tweeted with official confirmation that Rihanna's the headliner! Jay-Z says in the tweet, "Rihanna is a generational talent, a woman of humble beginnings who has surpassed expectations at every turn. A person born on the small island of Barbados who became one of the most prominent artists ever. Self-made in business and entertainment."
Rihanna has been putting together 'new music' for more than a year, and if she's ready to release it, there's certainly no better platform or time to do it than the Super Bowl Halftime Show, when y'all be out in the backyard smokin' a dube or in the bathroom. Not only do you not know any of her music, you won't know the new songs she's singing either. 
 

I betcha there'll be some seriously skimpy outfits that scream 'Don't objectify me as a woman!' also. 
What could be better than that? Sign me up, Skippy...



9 comments:

  1. I haven’t watched an NFL game in at least three years including the so-called super bowl. I don’t miss it a bit.

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  2. I'll be one of the millions who will temporarily increase water usage during half time.

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  3. NFL is dead to me. Turned them off before Kaepernick got off his knee. Effun losers.

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  4. I would rather watch my dog take a dump than any stupid ball game.

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  5. PISS on so called pros, all are just over paid PRIMADONNAS!! THEY STARTED THAT KNEELLING CACA , I NO LONGER WATCHED ANY PROS!!!!!!!.....IMO

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  6. Weird Al Yankovic should do the Super Bowl halftime show. I might actually watch it then. He's a National Treasure.

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  7. Just when you thought you couldn't give a shit less about the Super Bowl...

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  8. Stopped watching the National Felons League a long time ago. As for Rihanna....Meh. Seen better, HAD better.

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