Wuddya gonna do with $58,000 worth of sex toys?

A naughty trio swiped more than $58,000 worth of sex toys from a 

Texas shop - including “the world’s most extravagant” Swarovski crystal-encrusted vibrator, according to the store.

The racy, broad-daylight heist happened June 30 at Sexology Institute in San Antonio, with surveillance video catching the creeps breaking into the front door, then filling bags with sex toys, lubricants and lingerie before bolting in a truck.

“We came in to empty racks,” Sexology Institute manager Jasper St. James told the San Antonio Express News. “They took the world’s most extravagant vibrator and they were done.”

 

And, no - my wife had nothing to do with making this...

The fancy pleasure toy valued at $10,000 was a favorite among customers, who’d take pictures with it, St. James told the paper.

The thieves - who took nearly everything in the store, including the cash register, according to St. James - have not yet been nailed.

The only items left behind were books and LGBTQ merchandise. The store was forced to close its brick-and-mortar and online shops in order to restock.

“We feel incredibly violated and our hearts are broken,” the shop wrote on Instagram. “As a small business this loss not only impacts us financially but emotionally as well. We know it will get better but even re-watching the videos of what happened makes us so anxiety-ridden. We are so glad no one was hurt and we completely understand things could have been worse, but it’s still awful.”