Read it's name again. And then think hard about it, you friggin' idiot...

 Greenland is a frozen tundra and Iceland is green and gorgeous. How do you think they got their names ferfucksake? 

Those countries only got their names a coupla hundred years ago, and they got them for a reason. Shit has changed since then, hasn't it?

Global warming, climate change, whatever the fuck it is, it's part of the natural scheme of a living, changing planet you arrogant bastards. How dare we think that us insignificant smurf nobody humans can - an any way - effect the life cycle of this planet? 

Smell the coffee and shut the fuck up, please...

 

According to these geniuses, widespread ice losses from Greenland have locked in nearly a foot of global sea level rise that's set to come in the near future (although no one will say exactly when because this is all conjecture) - and new research suggests there is no way to stop it, even if the world stopped releasing planet-heating emissions today.

The study, published Monday in the journal Nature Climate Change (anybody ever heard of that one?), found that the overall ice loss from Greenland's ice sheet will trigger at least 10 inches of sea level rise, no matter the climate warming scenarios. That's generally the same amount that global seas have already risen over the last century from Greenland, Antarctica and thermal expansion (when ocean water expands as it warms) combined.

So presume that's true. Obama just bought a house that's only nine inches above sea level. Is he not the smartest man in his world? Juss' sayin'...

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It's a magical little place a million miles from nowhere, and I'll be there next week, come hell OR high water. Did you know they burn dirt over there to stay warm? Cut up the peat bogs, let 'em dry out, throw 'em in the fireplace and fire 'em up...

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His career - and his life - destroyed by a simple accusation. 

That is so fucked up...

 

The saddest thing, is nine times out of ten these accusations from some un-named broad turn out to be baseless bullshit she's spewing to get back at somebody she's pissed off at. That doesn't mean dick to the gutless, scumbag media or the sports team involved here, obviously. The accusation is about something that may or may not have happened five fuckin' years ago. What does that tell you? It's a frikkin' money grab, that's what. What a world of gutless pussified jerkoffs we're becoming.

Meanwhile, thankfully someone is fighting back. The parents of shit-canned Buffalo Bills kicker Matt Araiza have issued a ferocious statement defending their son amid allegations he was involved in the gang rape of a 17-year-old girl last year.

The 22-year-old punter was released by the Super Bowl favorite Bills on Saturday, and his career is in tatters as he awaits more news on the civil lawsuit filed last Thursday.

Amid the backlash, Araiza's parents have now released a statement of their own to the media, revealing death threats sent to their entire family, and reiterating that their son should be 'innocent until proven guilty'.

Yeah - good luck with that, unfortunately...

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Nothing says Halloween in August in Florida like
 

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Playing in a second-tier town (don't take offense - 

it's just a fact) like St. Louis for basically his whole career, Albert hasn't gotten anywhere near the props or respect that he should. He is still - at 42 - a scary son of a bitch at the plate.

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Will somebody (Angie maybe?) up in Jersey or New York send me down a dozen? I'm Jonesin' down here. Don't worry about the sugar - I'll put it on after we reheat 'em in the oven. 'Appreciate it...

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Checkout the price to replace the battery in your electric car - 

and that's a Chevy, not a Tesla...
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They were doing things on TV back in the 60's

 that we might have missed but were, none 

the less, brilliant. Like this..
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Texas has bused nearly 9,000 'asylum seekers' to New York City and Washington, DC in recent months, as part of Gov. Greg Abbott's effort to highlight his criticism of the Biden administration's incredibly flawed and seriously dabgerous immigration policies.

In a statement Friday, Abbott's office said Texas has bused more than 7,400 migrants to DC since April and more than 1,500 migrants to New York City since August 5.

"The busing mission is providing much-needed relief to our overwhelmed border communities," the statement said. "Operation Lone Star continues to fill the dangerous gaps left by the Biden Administration's refusal to secure the border."

A fierce critic of the Biden administration's immigration policies, Abbott began sending hundreds of willing migrants on buses to DC earlier this year as an affront to the administration. Abbott's office has said that "to board a bus or flight, a migrant must volunteer to be transported and show documentation from DHS."

Wouldn't it be great if all of the border states did this? Just put them on buses and keep driving them around to all of these jerkoff 'sanctuary cities' and dumping their asses in the streets there. Friggin' brilliant. Well played, Governor...

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God is in the details. (Meis van der Rohe).
In this case the details are inside the oldest pub in No. Ireland, The Crown Bar in downtown Belfast. The place is so revered it was purchased by the National Historic Trust (or whatever they call it this week) to ensure it's continued operation and condition. It is a truly awesome place and a once-in-a-lifetime experience. Google it - you'll bucket list it. PS - there are no bar stools at the bar.

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Baked or fried in oil? Of course they're fried. Jeez...

Two parts beef, one each ground veal and pork. One egg per pound of meat. One half cup breadcrumbs per pound. Little water to guarantee moistness, and grated romano cheese. My grandmother's secret ingredient? When you think you have enough cheese, add more. Fry in olive/canola oil blend over medium/high heat.

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