Friday, August 19, 2022

At what point will they indict Donald Trump - and fail once again...

 The reality is he is so dangerous to their way of life - their way of doing business, they think the only thing they can do is hound him to death... 
The judge said yesterday that the DOJ had to unseal the affidavit 
that was used to obtain the search warrant for Mar-A-Lago. 
Here's an advance copy of the document:
 
The judge did allow that DOJ could redact anything that might be a national security risk.
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Over the last month and a half I have become a victim of a clever scam that started at the nearby ALDI's grocery store in our area. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. 
Here's how the scam works: Two very good-looking 20-21 year-old girls of (maybe) eastern European origin come over to your car as you are packing  your shopping into the trunk. They both start cleaning your windshield, their breasts  almost falling out of their skimpy T- shirts. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they'll say 'No' and instead they ask you for a lift to another supermarket, in my case, Walmart. You agree and they both get in the back seat.
 

On the way there, they start undressing, until they are both completely naked, and they start making out. Then, when you pull over to tell them to be cool, one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over your lap, kissing you, touching you intimately and thrusting herself against you, while the other one steals your wallet!
I had my wallet stolen on July 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th and  29th. Also on August 1st, 4th, 6th, 11th, 15th and twice yesterday.
So please warn all the older guys you know to be on the lookout for this scam. The best times seem to be just before lunch and about 4:30 in the afternoon.
P.S. Walmart has cheap wallets on sale for $4.99 each but other wallets on Ebay are as little as $3.75 and some you can even buy in packs of twelve.
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One of the car's key features is the lack of a steering wheel. That's been replaced by a 'chess-piece' joy-stick steering device. What could possibly go wrong with that at 100mph in the hands of a geriatric, right? Juss' sayin'...
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A “flash mob” of looters were caught on camera ransacking a 7-Eleven in Los Angeles earlier this week — making off with handfuls of cigarettes, snacks and other goods. Video clips released by Los Angeles police show dozens of people, many of them not bothering to hide their faces, grabbing up various items as they swarmed the chain store Monday shortly after midnight in the Harbor Gateway section of the city. Part of the footage even shows the rowdy bunch going behind the counter that was apparently vacated by 7-Eleven employees and flinging items toward a pack of people on the other side.
Snacks, drinks, cigarettes, lottery tickets and other merchandise were all lifted from the store that also was vandalized, according to police. Looters also allegedly threw items at store employees. After exiting the store, the throngs of suspects quickly left the area before cops arrived.
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Other than that, how we doin'?

US home sales slide almost 6% in the last six months, fueling 'speculation' on the media's part that the market is in a 'recession'. Compounded by the fact that the rate of foreclosures is at a 50-year high, I'd say recession is a mild word to describe how fucked the real estate market is going to be for quite a while. Add to that the raising of interest rates for ARM's, and you have shit storm on your hands.
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When I saw this it reminded me of one of my goombah's from back home and so here's his story...

A friend of mine has a double-wide trailer on a short 
hilltop just outside of Santee, South Carolina. Sits on a nice 4-acre spread that's completely surrounded by a beat-up, funky assed chain-link fence that the previous owner put up to control his 15 dogs. Yeah - 15. I'm sure the neighbors were overjoyed when that asshole moved out - only to be disappointed again after Vito moved in. (PS - he's probably the only guy named Vito in the entire State).
Anyway, the point of mentioning all of this is when my buddy V moved in, he replaced both of the toilets in the house. Being the cheap (albeit incredibly creative) fucker he is, he couldn't bring himself to throw them away right away.
Flash forward six years now, and they're still where he put them - on the front porch of the house. One's a cooler - he fills the tank and the bowl with ice, and the other one he took the tank off and he has it rigged up as a charcoal grill. The tank from that one is still on the porch - it's a planter. I shit you not (and pun intended)...
 

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Need to find a nice gift for a special someone 
who might be a cat lover?

Click on the picture above for information on this item.

You can find something nice for your Mom, your wife, 
your daughter or 
your girlfriend right here: 
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I would say that he was a pretty lucky motherfucker to have been with her, but I do think that somehow - and probably not on purpose - he killed her, and if that's true, he should burn in fuckin' hell for eternity. Juss' sayin'...
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Newark, New Jersey in the summer of 1967 - 55 years ago. 
I was 14 and had just graduated 'grammar school'. Thanks to my parent's forsight, I was successfully hiding on the beach in Wildwood. I think, at one point, my father worked 24/7 for five days in a row during the riots. At that time he was working in the NPD Emergency Squad.
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My wife has all kinds of crazy shit growing inside and outside the house. She's partial to 'succulents' - plants that don't need to be watered because the get their moisture from the air. That's a good thing for the plants, because she plants shit like crazy and then never waters anything. It just a small personality quirk that I tend to overlook - for good reasons. Anyway, this is one of the crazier ones. This is a Haworthia Cooperi, a rare succulent with round fleshy and semi-translucent green leaves. 
That's some Addams Family looking shit, ain't it?
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Speaking of the Addams Family, they've made another 
new one. Here's the cast. 
 
And WTF is up with Gomez' hair-do?
I don't know, man. It's pretty hard to top Raul Julia 
and Angelica Huston as Gomez and Morticia. 
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A pickup truck with a non-functioning headlight was spotted in the wee hours Thursday morning on U.S. Hwy. 27/441 and the driver abruptly pulled into the Circle K on the Historic Side of The Villages when a Lady Lake police officer attempted to initiate a traffic stop.
The driver, later identified as 25-year-old Marquis Devon Coffie of Weirsdale, got out of the vehicle and began to jog away, despite the loud verbal commands from police to stop and stay in the vehicle, according to the arrest report. When officers caught up to Coffie and handcuffed him, Coffie continued to pull away and resist their efforts to restrain him.
Coffie, who has three previous bookings at the Lake County Jail, complained to police that he has been “stereotyped multiple times by law enforcement” which prompted him to attempt to flee.
Officers discovered that Coffie was driving on a suspended license.
He was also in possession of .55 grams of fentanyl and 5.9 grams of marijuana. Coffie told police he would “give up multiple people with warrants” who “were associated with illegal drugs” if he could be released.
Coffie was arrested on charges of possession of a controlled substance, possession of marijuana, resisting arrest and driving while license suspended. He was booked at the Lake County Jail and released after posting $6,000 bond.
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Just a quick thought about Barbara's Jewelry. 
Etsy is doing a site-wide sale promotion where 
you can get 15% off if you buy two items or more. 
 
Maybe now is a good time for you take a look. 
Click on this picture and it'll open in a new tab. Thanks!
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Could you think of a better reason to watch 
English Football on TV?
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1 comment:

  1. I've got a nephew that lives in Santee, he could be your buddies neighbor.

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