Three 'environmental activist' little jerkoffs attached themselves to the glass cover of the iconic renaissance painting in the Sala Botticelli of the Uffizi Gallery in Italy at 10:30 am this morning. The protest was carried out by an unnamed man and two women who also rolled out a banner in front of them that read: 'Last Generation No Gas No Coal'.
Local media reported that no damage was done to the artwork due to the 'special protections in place'. The protest comes after Just Stop Oil activists provoked fury earlier this month when they carried out a protest at the National Gallery by covering John Constable's The Hay Wain with their own version featuring double yellow lines, pollution and a washing machine.
Sooner or later normal folks like me and you are gonna have to step up, jump in and start beating the living snot out of these obnoxious little dooshbags when and if we see them doing shit like this.
Lemme know when you're ready...
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Bitch slap 'em! No Way! Just give me a hand axe 'n I'll sharpen it. Betcha I could sever their hands right thru the carpals, Wanna take the bet?
ReplyDeleteUse a flat edge razor blade to scrape their hand off the glass. If it gets bloody, so what.
ReplyDeleteDon't unglue them. Just close off the exhibit area for 48 hours, isolate them and let them deal with their self imposed problem without getting any attention paid to them. Should be only a minor clean up after they soil themselves repeatedly. They can get a drink of water when they get home.
ReplyDeleteawwwwwwwwww......
ReplyDeleteSeems like they "locked" themselves into a self-made stocks. Let the onlookers take whacks at them as long as they want. After being kicked and punched and slapped for a couple of days, I suspect they'll change their minds.
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