Wednesday, June 1, 2022

There's no bad news today. WTF are we gonna talk about? Jeez.....

 Remember the line from the song - 'If it wasn't for bad luck, I wouldn't have no luck at all'... 
I think it's kinda the same thing in our collective media's news room. If there's nothing tragic, evil or just depressing to report about where they're from, they go to the newswires to find shit. 
That's why somebody in Saskatoon is reading about the guy in Florida who got killed by an alligator while he was hunting for frisbees. And - god help us all - the people like reading that shit.
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Here's a version you may have never heard before. Fairly rough - nice...
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I saw a comment on Fakebook yesterday wherein
a guy who had never seen the blog before referred to it 
as a 'Rabbit hole'. I think that was a compliment, don't you?
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I'm starting to think there's a fine line between pure science 
and plain ole' conjecture.

There could be as many as 42,777 intelligent alien civilizations in our galaxy that could make contact within the next 2,000 years, scientific research shows.
The research was published in The Astrophysical Journal, and the findings have an error rate of plus or minus a few hundred. The authors based those results on an optimistic estimate that only 0.1% of alien civilizations could advance to the degree that interstellar communication within the Milky Way galaxy would be possible.
This suggests that it would take as little as 2,000 years for any messages or signals to reach Earth. To date, the Wow! Signal heard at the Big Ear radio telescope in Ohio in 1977 is the only signal ever potentially received from alien life. The sound was heard for 72 seconds and has never been repeated.
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They certainly are an interesting family. There is nothing in 
my brain that would allow me to ever even think what it 
must be like to be married to that cunt. Juss' sayin'... 
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Learning to fly the hard way - just like we did...
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Las Vegas chapels of love that use Elvis Presley's likeness could 
find themselves becoming Heartbreak Hotels.
The licensing company that controls the name and image of “The King” is ordering Sin City chapel operators to stop using Elvis in themed ceremonies, the Las Vegas Review-Journal reported on Monday. Authentic Brands Group sent cease-and-desist letters in early May to multiple chapels, which are expected to be compliant by now.
With Elvis so closely tied to Vegas' wedding industry, some say the move could decimate their businesses.
“We are a family-run business, and now we’re hanging with the big dogs," said Kayla Collins, who operates LasVegasElvisWeddingChapel.com and the Little Chapel of Hearts with her husband. “That’s our bread and butter. I don’t get it. We were just hitting our stride again through COVID, then this happens."
Clark County Clerk Lynn Goya, who led a marketing campaign promoting Las Vegas as a wedding destination, said the order for chapels to stop using Elvis couldn't have come at a worse time for the sector.
The city's wedding industry generates $2 billion a year, and officials say Elvis-themed weddings represent a significant number of the ceremonies performed. “It might destroy a portion of our wedding industry. A number of people might lose their livelihood," Goya said.
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Do you have a special occasion of some kind like 
a birthday, an anniversary or some other 
event worth celebrating coming up? 

Click on the picture above for information on this specific item.

You can find something nice for your Mom, your wife, 
your daughter or 
your girlfriend right here: 
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If you're in a bar where the wall behind the bar looks like this, you are almost definitely in the right place. In this case, you're in one of my favorite hangs, Gator Joe's in Oklawaha, Florida.
 
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A great woman erased from history by idiots.
The branding of the syrup was a tribute to this woman’s gifts and talents. Now future generations will not even know this beautiful woman existed. What a shame. 
The world knew her as “Aunt Jemima”, but her given name was Nancy Green and she was a true American success story. She was born a slave in 1834 Montgomery County, KY. and became a wealthy superstar in the advertising world, as its first living trademark. Green was 56-yrs old when she was selected as spokesperson for a new ready-mixed, self-rising pancake flour and made her debut in 1893 at a fair and exposition in Chicago. She demonstrated the pancake mix and served thousands of pancakes, and became an immediate star. She was a good storyteller, her personality was warm and appealing, and her showmanship was exceptional. Her exhibition booth drew so many people that special security personnel were assigned to keep the crowds moving.
 Nancy Green was signed to a lifetime contract, traveled on promotional tours all over the country, and was extremely well paid. Her financial freedom and stature as a national spokesperson enabled her to become a leading advocate against poverty and in favor of equal rights for all Americans. She maintained her job until her death in 1923, at age 89.
 This was a remarkable woman, and sadly she has been ERASED by politics. I wanted you to know about her and remind you that she actually existed and she truly mattered as a human being, regardless of what cancel culture wants us to believe.
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I had forgotten how cool these old TV ads are...

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5 comments:

  1. Aunt Jemima: I still agree with the decision by the democrats to get rid of her. A successful black woman goes against the democrat narrative that blacks are too dumb to accomplish anything without their KKK help.

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  2. Nancy Green was from my hometown in KY. She's still a big deal there.

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  3. Any no-tell motels near Gator Joe's? I'm 56 miles away.

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    1. Google it there's plenty of hotels in the area

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