Friday, June 3, 2022

The further adventures of Florida Man AND Florida Woman - a double 'header'...

 A Florida woman, who was performing oral sex on the driver, nearly bites his penis off when they get into head-on collision with FedEx van...  
God - I love living in this State. I dream about posts like this...


A Florida driver nearly had his penis bitten off by a woman giving him oral sex after he 'lost control' of his car in a head-on collision. 
Fort Lauderdale Fire Rescue responded to an accident on North Ocean Boulevard and 19th Street on Thursday after the unidentified man crashed his vehicle into a FedEx van. Authorities said that the man 'lost control' of the vehicle around 7pm after becoming distracted by his girlfriend's sexual acts. The couple was found half-naked in their SUV and can be seen in photos laying on the ground. 
 
The men appears to be in pain as officers gather around him while he laid on his back. The woman, who had her jeans around her ankles, laid face down on the pavement in nothing but her underwear and a white tank top. 
The driver sustained injuries in his groin area, but otherwise was fine. The woman was said to have sustain mild injuries on impact. 
The two passengers in the FedEx vehicles were said to be fine and sustained mild injuries. In photos, it appears the two were casually lying on the sidewalk as they waited for authorities to deal with the crash. 
So far, no one has been charged in the accident and police have not released names. Photos of the crash show significant damage to both vehicles, with black SUV's hood complete crushed. 
The white commercial van also had significant damage to its hood and it appears the airbags were deployed. 
It is not know how fast either driver was going at the time of impact.
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