Tuesday, June 7, 2022

Thanks, Hunter - now I can't un-see that...

 Here's an image that is now etched into my brain, 
and I may never recover... 


Hunter Biden shows himself to be a real naked jackass in the latest embarrassing personal video leak for President Biden’s scandal-scarred offspring, and I most likely will never be able to scrub the images off the walls of my brain..
In the videos, Hunter casually waves around a handgun and even points it at the camera while cavorting with a nude hooker in a swank hotel room.
The clip of Hunter Biden holding the apparently illegally obtained weapon emerged  just days after his dad called on Congress to pass new gun-control measures to stem 'gun violence', declaring in a televised, primetime address last week that “the Second Amendment, like all other rights, is not absolute.”
We are in big fucking trouble here, my friends...

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I'd probably think that was funny 
if it didn't hit so close to home...
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The day after. Kickin' Nazi asses and takin' names...
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Skinheads and Hippies in Piccadilly Circus in London - 1969
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There are at least 20 immutable truths
1. The Law of mechanical repair- after your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.
2. The Law of gravity – any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible place in the universe.
3. The Law of probability – the probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
4. The Law of random numbers – if you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal; someone always answers.
5. The Variation Law – if you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now
6. The Law of the bath - when the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone will ring. 
7. The Law of close encounters – the probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
8. The Law of the result – when you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!!!
9. The Law of bio mechanics- the severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
10. The Law of the theater & hockey arena – at any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last. they are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet and who leave early before the end of the performance or the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies and stay to the bitter end of the performance. the aisle people also are very surly folk. 
11. The coffee law – as soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
12. Murphy's law of lockers – if there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
13. The Law of physical surfaces - the chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug.
14. The Law of logical argument – anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
15. The Law of physical appearance – if the clothes fit, they're ugly.
16. The Law of public speaking – a closed mouth gathers no feet!
17. The Law of commercial marketing strategy – as soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it or the store will stop selling it! 
18. The Doctors' Law – if you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there, you'll feel better. but don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick.
19. The Law of TV series - the odds of a television series disappearing after the first season or two, and you have no idea if it was cancelled or bought out by Netflix, is directly proportional to how well you liked it.
20. The Law of the lost – if you can’t find something you know you already have, buy the same item again and you will find the missing item.
 
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And they added the comment 'And  if you do have an outstanding warrant 
with your name on it, would you do us a favor and just turn yourselves in? 
It would save us a lot of driving around and paperwork and stuff. Thanks...'
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Do you have a special occasion of some kind like 
a birthday, an anniversary or some other 
event worth celebrating coming up? 

Click on the picture above for information on this specific item.

You can find something nice for your Mom, your wife, 
your daughter or your girlfriend right here: 
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If even one of these wannabe future landscapers and roofers gets in to the country, that should be sufficient evidence to impeach this President. If he knows well in advance that this many gate-crashers are coming and does nothing to stop them, isn't that as close to treason as it gets? Take a look at the picture - there isn't a single female in it. WTF is going on here?
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Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water: A giant, 1,000-pound great white shark named Ironbound has been spotted swimming off of the Jersey Shore, near the site of the infamous shark attacks that inspired “Jaws.”
“When we tagged him - he was impressive,” Bob Hueter, chief scientist at Ocearch, the nonprofit marine organization tracking the shark, told CNN of the jaw-dropping sighting.
The 20-year-old shark sported a tracking device that pinged off the coast of New Jersey on April 28 at around 10:30 p.m. He was last spotted May 3 far out in the Atlantic Ocean, due east of Philadelphia, Live Science reported. 

Ironbound - who takes its name from West Ironbound Island, Nova Scotia, where he was first sighted - reportedly measures a whopping 12-feet long and weighs 998 pounds, per the Osearch site, where you can track the shark’s progress for yourself.
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Let's not forget - it's 'Pride Month'.
 GTFOH wit this nonsense.
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Mexico’s president is reviving calls for a continental superstate that would combine North American employers and South American employees – and sideline tens of millions of middle-class Americans.
“I will go in July to visit President Joe Biden at the White House and I want to discuss with him the issue of the integration of all America,” President Andrés Manuel López Obrador said at a press conference in Mexico’s presidential palace. He continued: “My position is that, just as how the European community was created, we have to do that in America.”
Yeah - because it works so well over there, right? 
You want some fuckin' Guatamalan guy dictating to us what we do here in the US? Go fuck yourself, Pedro.
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Man - I really dug her back in the day. She was cute as fuck...
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6 comments:

  1. Nice gun safety there Hunter with your finger on the trigger

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    1. It appears Hunter doesn't know any more about firearms than his dad.

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  2. #18....neither. I just lost my appetite.

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  3. Karen Allen & Mia Sara. Both will still be good, I think anyway.

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  4. Karen Allen...rawr. Indiana Jones. Starman. Animal House. Even Scrooged. Love her.

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