Tuesday, May 10, 2022

I have found the Lord. This will change everything here forever...

 Well, to be honest, He found me - in a couple of ways,
and it really was a 'revelation'...
 

 How was I to know that I could find redemption and have something to dunk in my morning coffee - all at the same time? 

And - if that wasn't enough, I come to find out the Lord is also 
a big fan of Grilled Cheese sammichs, too. Holy crap! I like mine with a little mozzarella and a slice or two of prosciutto in between the cheese slices. Wudda you like? I'm guessing you're old school and just settle for the Wonder Bread/Velveeta combo, right? 

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You may or may not forgive me for saying this, but what the fuck were these people at SI thinking when they did this? First of all, not only are none of them in any way, shape or form attractive, two of them look like friggin' guys. 
I swear to god I'm glad I'm not gonna live much longer because the world these fuckin' moon-units want to live in is much too friggin' stupid for me. 
The 2022 version will feature five 'star players' from the WNBA, with the group featuring established stars and up-and-coming younger players alike. The quintet includes Storm guard Sue Bird, free agent guard Te’a Cooper, Sparks forward Nneka Ogwumike, Liberty guard DiDi Richards and Storm forward Breanna Stewart. 

What the hell could possibly be wrong with good, old-fashioned sexy girls in skimpy bikinis that'd they poo-poo that idea and do something stupid like this? This 'inclusion' bullshit is for the birds. My brain hurts just thinking about what kinda asswipes these people must be. Juss' sayin'...
 
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To be honest, I didn't even know he was still on TV. 
That's what happens when you got to bed at 9:00... 

Exactly a week after returning to “The Late Show” after a bout of COVID-19, host Stephen Colbert is canceling the taping of more new episodes due to “a recurrence” of the highly contagious virus.
Gee - what the fuck was I thinking - that if you got the 'vaccine', you'd be protected from the virus? Isn't that the smoke that Flip-flop fuckwad Faucci and the rest of these nimrods have been blowing up our collectives asses for the last two years?
“Stephen is experiencing symptoms consistent with a recurrence of COVID,” said a Monday tweet on the CBS show’s Twitter account, notifying fans and followers that the show will be extending its break.
“Out of an abundance of caution for his staff, guests, and audience, he will be isolating for a few additional days. The Late Show will not be taping new episodes until further notice,” the tweet said.
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So, according to my father, if you knew what this is, and you knew 
that shit was different than this, than you were a smart guy and you'd 
do okay in life. If not, you were fucked. I get it now.
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I had no idea there actually was a 'Miss Atomic Blast' back in 1950's.
While Miss Atomic Bomb was the most famous apocalyptic pin-up girl, she was not the first. That distinction seems to have belonged to dancer and showgirl Candyce King (probably also a stage name), who was named "Miss Atomic Blast" in 1952. Her photo appeared in newspapers nationwide with a caption declaring her to be "radiating loveliness instead of deadly atomic particles." According to Mental Floss, she was also awarded a ten-pound bag of real mushrooms by the Pennsylvania Mushroom Growers Association. In 1953, a Miss Paula Harris rode a parade float as "Miss A-Bomb." In 1955, there was "Mis-Cue," a play on the frequent delays of Operation Teapot. According to Las Vegas's National Atomic Testing Museum, Mis-Cue was a Copa showgirl named Linda Lawson who would go on to a long and varied performing career. 
 
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There's got to be some serious body-burying going on behind this story. Why the fuck would this rich asshole bail out that fuckin' crackhead son of 'The Big Guy'?
This big-shot Hollywood lawyer reportedly paid off Hunter Biden’s delinquent taxes - which amounted to more than $2 million - as President Biden’s notoriously troubled son awaits the results of a Delaware grand jury’s investigation into his personal finances.
Kevin Morris, an entertainment attorney and novelist who earned a fortune representing the co-creators of “South Park” and won a Tony Award as the co-producer of “The Book of Mormon,” footed Hunter Biden’s overdue taxes totaling over $2 million - more than twice what was previously reported.
Morris, whom Hunter Biden’s friends call his latest “sugar brother,” has also been funding the 52-year-old’s lifestyle in Los Angeles - including his rent and living expenses. Wow. Just wow...
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Ya can't please 'em all, I guess...
 
"Gov. Ron DeSantis, in his obsession with pandering to the far right-wing MAGA base, has turned Florida into a racist, homophobic, anti-science state that people are not going to want to vacation in, much less live in. 
You remember when former President Donald Trump coined the phrase “(expletive) countries,” referring to other nations? Well, Florida is becoming that kind of state. 
Were it not for the warm weather, Florida would be Alabama, Mississippi or worse. You get the picture." 
Felton Marans, Lakewood Ranch (via Sarasota Herald Tribune)
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4 comments:

  1. just the coke machine was worth the whole posting

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  2. Okay, I'm a woman (without a biologist's degree, but still I'm pretty sure), so maybe I'm not the best judge of feminine beauty, but that group of swimsuit models is just plain fugly. I not only would not buy the issue, I would avert my eyes when passing the cover in the store. Nobody wants to see that, much less pay for the privilege.

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    1. And I'm not an English Teacher but that's a good comment...

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