Sunday, April 17, 2022

Happy Easter - where did he go after he got out of the cave?

 After Jesus came outta the cave (or the crypt or whatever they called it) did he go to Disneyland? Nobody knows, do they...  
Good timing on his part, too - 
doing it on Easter Sunday and all. 

Yeah - that's me with my two brothers and my Mom. I looked good in blue, didn't I?
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If you've never seen this, trust me - it's nuts...
 
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PASSAIC COUNTY, NJ (April 2019) — The mannequins were clad in lingerie and fishnet stockings and colorful wigs and held Easter baskets. They were so offensive to one woman, she did something about it. She was filmed by a WPIX 11 news crew taking the display apart.
"This is disgusting," the woman told WPIX as she dismantled the display. "I got a son. He's 16-years-old. He's a good boy. He doesn't need to see this."
The woman was identified as Desire Shepstone by a man who answered the door at her home.
Wayne Gangi put up the display outside of his Clifton dental office and it received a lot of attention. Some thought it was funny, but others, especially Shepstone, thought it was offensive.
Gangi said the damage done is between $500 and $1,000, NorthJersey.com reported. He previously displayed the mannequins for Valentine's Day and St. Patrick's Day, according to the report.
Clifton police are looking for the woman and are investigating the vandalism.Clifton police Detective Lt. Robert Bracken could not be immediately reached for comment.
Video of her taking down and destroying the display is here: https://twitter.com/i/status/1115736037786099714
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The bawdy bunnies came back anyway...

After his annual sexy Easter Bunny display was ransacked last year by a disgusted neighbor, New Jersey dentist Wayne Gangi vowed to resurrect the racy holiday decorations. And it appears that the randy tooth-technician has made good on his promise — this time doubling the number of eggs-rated mannequins and installing caution tape to deter any future vandals.
Gangi says the custom originated as “a goof” in Halloween 2001, when he decked out his dental office’s lawn with scandalous mannequins sporting sultry, holiday-themed attire. The titillating tradition sparked controversy in April 2019 when an offended neighbor used scissors to dismantle what she deemed a “disgusting” Easter display featuring dummies in bunny ears, lingerie and fishnets. The damage cost Gangi between $500 and $1,000, he says, and prompted him to file a restraining order against the self-righteous vandal, whom he calls a “pimple on my ass.”
The incident also ignited a veritable holy war, with some deeming the Playboy Bunny facsimiles sacrilegious, while others, including Clifton’s mayor, calling it a “free speech issue.” However, the dentist tells The Post he never intended to “attack Easter” and that it was “only a spoof.”
That wasn’t the sole instance of decoration desecration for Gangi, who erects brazen displays for other holidays, including St. Patrick’s Day, Fourth of July, Halloween and Christmas. In February, he says, separate interlopers tried to steal one dummy and trash another in his Valentine’s Day extravaganza.
Nonetheless, the defiant dentist hasn’t been deterred from putting up this year’s tawdry Easter treatment — in part because of supportive responses from fans. “Because I was getting such positive feedback from so many people who look forward to seeing something goofy and stupid, it was a reinforcement to do it again,” Gangi says.
 
Along with adding the aforementioned face masks, he has increased the number of mannequins to nine, up from five last year, and festooned the area with giant golden eggs purchased from Party City. To prevent future vandalism incidents, he also crisscrossed the yard with red danger tape and put up “no trespassing” signs, as suggested by police.
Fans have backed the display’s return in a Facebook fan club, “Dr. Gangi Supporters,” which features pictures of his salacious holiday decor. “Looks great Doc. It’s a welcome bit of relief from all this doom ‘n’ gloom out here,” said one supporter. “The girls are back in town,” added another.
“Women are my strongest supporters,” says Gangi, adding, “You’re always going to get a percentage of haters, but it’s at most 5 percent.” The forgiving dentist even credits last year’s scissor-wielding vandal for “catapulting me to stardom,” because the incident brought publicity.
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Mother's Day is just three weeks away. You still 
have time to get her something nice. Like this... 
   Click on the picture for more details on this...
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PIKE COUNTY, Ohio — Just days before some families celebrate their first holiday without a loved one (how's that for a truly twisted fuckin' intro, huh?), a Pike County cemetery was vandalized in a pure campaign of evil. (Was the campaign pure or was it the evil that was pure? Hard to say...)
Omega Cemetery is the final resting place for dozens of local families. It’s located outside of Waverly along route 335.
Recently, the cemetery fell victim to vandals, with dozens of headstones being knocked over. It’s believed the damage occurred overnight Sunday (But they can't say exactly when for some reason?). Families were outraged by the incident and have taken to social media to vent their frustration.
“This is prison worthy! …. I hope my loved one’s (Yeah - I'm sure that's exactly what she said, because everybody refers to their dead relatives as 'loved ones', right?) headstone is okay. We were just out there this weekend. That’s so sad for the families of these graves,” said Tiffany Breitenbach. Reports say, in total, approximately 55 headstones were damaged.
I'm always curious about any report where they don't give a definitive number for stupid shit like this. 
Why is the reporter hedging his story? Was it 55 or 56? Didn't you count them or worse, you don't trust your own source and failed to make them qualify their statement? 
Why be obtuse, damn it...
Juss' sayin'...
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I'm developing a greater appreciation for this girl...
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Another party I didn't get invited to...
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3 comments:

  1. I'm thinking the arms over the cross piece ain't a good way to go.

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  2. "I got a son. He's 16-years-old. He's a good boy. He doesn't need to see this."

    Lady, this is exactly what he needs to see. Maybe he'll realize that not all women are like his mama.

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