Between technology and stupidity, there will come a point with us old fuckers where we won't know how to do anything anymore...
I'm so old I can remember, uhh - I can -shit. I forgot what we were talking about. What I was getting at is that they're putting entirely too much technology in to the hands of people who can't count to 12 without taking a shoe off. Shit's getting too complicated. Watching my wife curse at her computer when it locks up or fucks up has became the high point of my entertainment day. Too much stuff in all the gizmos - that's all I have to say about that.
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A google search came up with a bunch of different suggestions, but none specific. Any of you guys know where it is? I'm thinking maybe rural Illinois/Indiana maybe? Let us know...
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to say I'd probably appreciate this.
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See - I thought there already was a way to get a cab. Like sticking your hand out and waving or pickin' up the fuckin' phone and calling them, but - like I said - shit's gotta be complicated now, 'cause I guess simple doesn't work anymore.
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Kyrie Irving and other unvaccinated athletes will be allowed to play professional sports in New York City under a major policy change Mayor Eric Adams is poised to announce Thursday, people familiar with the matter confirmed.
Adams has been relaxing Covid-19 policies instituted by former Mayor Bill de Blasio since taking office Jan. 1, as he seeks to resume a sense of normalcy in the pandemic-ravaged city that until January was ruled over by probably the biggest jackass mayor in the history of this country.
Unvaccinated athletes will still not be able to compete in Canada, so Toronto Blue Jays home games could get pretty fuckin' stupid, if ya know what I mean...
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There's an old joke I heard probably 60 years ago. Two little four-year-old kids are in a swimming pool in the backyard and the boy convinces the little girl to take her bathing suit off if he does also.
When they're both nekkid he starts laughing and pointing at her whoozit. She says: 'What are you laughing at Elmer? and he says 'Look - you don't have one of these things I have!
She replies: I wouldn't laugh if I was you. My mommy said 'with one of these I can get as many of those as I want...'
THAT explains why women rule the world.
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That's actually a pretty good metaphor for Putin's attack on Ukraine.
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That,my friends, if you don't recognize it
when you see it, is marryin' material.
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Wish I did - I'd actually watch TV in the morning...
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We have a station in Port Charlotte 92.9 country....don't know if they're the guilty party, but maybe we can see that billboard if we ever make it down I 75 to Port Charlotte''''
ReplyDeleteJust found another 92.9 country in the Ozarks....
ReplyDeleteLooks complicated on 92.9 Bass Country
ReplyDeleteNo longer on that frequency
Now on 105.1 and called The Bull
Was in Ozark Missouri
Now in Willard
The 92.9 frequency was originally the home of KOMG, which signed on with a Classic Country format in 1995
KOMG swapped signals with sister station KOSP, which had an Adult Contemporary format billed as "Star 105.1
Yeah - i couldn't find it either
ReplyDeleteThe one about "Meanwhile in Alabama" reminded me of this one. The food truck where two guys from Chile sold chilly chili that had lots of hot chilies in them.
ReplyDeleteA friend of mine who had a crazy sense of humor made up the following one. "If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali and they moved to the capital of India and opened a restaurant, what would it be called? Dolly Dali's New Delhi deli."