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An elderly man died and went to purgatory. There he ran into a friend his age, who is accompanied by a luscious young blonde. "I'm happy for you, Steve", said the new arrival. "At least you're getting a partial reward in this place while you expiate your sins."
"She isn't my reward", sighed Steve, "I'm her punishment!"
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Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for married men.
Every month the centerfold is the exact same woman.
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What do video games and Playboy have in common?
They both improve eye-hand coordination.
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Steve and Cliff are having this talk. Steve says, "My wife lets me subscribe to National Geographic and Playboy for the same reason." Cliff says, "Why?"
Steve says, "Because with both magazines, I get to see places I'll never get to visit."
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Graffiti spotted on the wall of a singles-bar men's room: I hosed YOUR MOTHER. Underneath, someone had scrawled:
GO HOME, DAD, YOU'RE DRUNK.
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