Saturday, January 22, 2022

We're all here 'cause we're not all there...

One of my favorite sayings from back in the day when we 
lived in the Virgin Islands. Still appropriate to this day...   

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Soggy Dollar Bar on Jost Van Dyke in the
 BVI's. Take a look at their website:
https://www.soggydollar.com/
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I wanna build something like this in my back yard. 
Gotta work on the wife unit a little more...
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 Sinema is the first openly bisexual and the second openly LGBT woman (after Tammy Baldwin of Wisconsin) to be elected to the House of Representatives and to the Senate in 2012 and 2018, respectively. She also was the first woman elected to the Senate from Arizona.
She won the 2018 Senate election to replace the retiring Jeff Flake, defeating Republican nominee Martha McSally.
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Check out these houses outside of Copenhagen, Denmark. There are no garages - I guess everybody parks in the center circle thing? Also, when I first looked at this, I thought they were islands, but you can clearly see on the bottom left a car looks like it's parked on grass near a tree. Who the fuck would wanna live in a goofy place like that?
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You have time to find something
 nice for your wife or girlfriend and 
get it delivered for Valentine's Day

Click on  the picture for more info.
There's a lot more different items of her jewelry
 available on Etsy. It's really nice stuff and the prices
 include free shipping to almost anywhere! 
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This thing is called the 'Heidelberg Tun'. It's the biggest wine barrel 
in the world. Holds 58,000 gallons of wine! Built in 1751 and kept 
in Heidelberg Castle in Germany.
My wife would say the only reason the guy who built 
this did so 'cause he had a small dick. Juss' sayin'...
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But the illegals coming across the river are okay. 
WTF is wrong with these people?
The Biden administration will not allow foreign truckers from Mexico or Canada to enter the country unless they provide proof of vaccination against the coronavirus.
Beginning Saturday, all non-citizens must show proof of vaccination at all ports of entry and ferry terminals when trying to enter the country.
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Speaking of 'what's wrong with these people':
 
Buddy of mine up in Jersey sent me this without 
any description, but I'm thinking it's one of 
his neighbors' houses. Pretty fuckin' funny, no?
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They don't know who wrote the draft memo, and it was never seen by the President, therefore it was never issued. Therefore, WTF possible value does something as spurious in nature as this document have? These people are just assholes...
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Think YOU have too much free time?

This is the Hong Kong landscape carved into duct tape 
by a Japanese guy named Takahiro Iwasaki - a guy with 
absolutely too much free time. Jeezzzzz.
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 Have a birthday or anniversary coming
 up soon? How about Valentine's Day?
Think she'd like something like this?
To see all that my wife has to offer in gift ideas, click on either picture.
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"They got Sonny down by the Causeway..." 
Between takes.
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Honest to God, they don't brew enough beer anywhere that'd make me wanna find anything even remotely attractive about this broad. That ass is just fuckin' ridiculously huge - how does having that dumper make her attractive? And more imortantly, why are people so fixated on her? She's never done a worthwhile thing in her life, and her whole family is a bunch of misfits and other crazy shit. I'll never get it.
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3 comments:

  1. In the cartoon, that does NOT look like Jersey cow. My bet is that it is instead Jersey bull. Or a Jersey steer!

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  2. Ref the Back Yard - make sure the roots have someplace to grow.
    Ref Denmark - they've devolved all the way back to prehistoric ditch and ring forts...

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  3. Denmark experimented with small footprint housing. The idea was that housing sprawl was bad for the environment so they built the ring housing as you have pictured to maximize on the number of homes per acre of ground used. Add in limited vehicle use space and lots of greenery and you have the foolishness that you see. The upside is that you can keep an eye on all your neighbors at one time by looking out the front door.

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