How's your 'GAF' meter working these days?

 

If you don't have one by now, we all 

gotta start worryin' aboutcha, Bud.

Here's why ya need one:

On the one-to-ten scale, this kinda announcement doesn't even move the needle. Who honestly gives a flying rat's ass fuck about these kinda shows anyway?

I sure as fuck don't and if you do, well, 

we just can't be friends anymore. Go away...