Drinking with purpose...

 I had a really shitty day, so if ya need me,

 I'll be in my cups... 
Have you met my cups?

 

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Annihilated

Battered

Beery

Befuddled

Belligerent

Bibulous

Blackout Drunk

Blind Drunk

Blitzed

Blotto

Bombed

Boozed Up

Boozy

Buzzed

Canned

Captain Courageous

Cockeyed

Crocked

Cross-Eyed

Crunk

Cunted

Drunk As A Lord

Drunk As A Skunk

Drunken

Faded

Feeling No Pain

Flushed

Flying

Fuckeyed

Gassed

Given To Drink

Goneski

Gonski 2.0

Hammered

Hasselhoffed

Having A Jag On

In One’s Cups

Inebriated

Intoxicated

Jaggered

Leathered

Legless

Liquored

Lit

Lit Up

Loaded

Looped

Loose

Maggot

Maudlin Beery

Mel Gibsoned

Mellow

Mortal

Muddled

Munted

Out Cold

Out Of It

Overcome

Pickled

Pissed

Plastered

Plonked

Plowed

Poached

Poleaxed

Polluted

Ratshit

Rebecca Blackout

Ridrinkulous

Rugby League Drunk

Sauced

Schnockered

Seeing Double

Señor Ridiculoso

Sewed Up

Shitfaced

Slizzard

Sloppy

Sloshed

Smashed

Sottish

Soused

Sozzled

Speaking Russian Drunk

Squiffy

Staggersaurus

Steaming

Stewed

Stonked

Tanked

Three Sheets To The Wind

Tight

Tipsy

Trolleyed

Turned Up

Under The Influence

Under The Table

Wankered

Wasted

White Girl Wasted

Wired

Wobbly

Woke Up With A New Tattoo

How did 'fucked up' miss the list?

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 Have a birthday or anniversary coming

 up soon - how about something like this?

To see all that my wife has to offer in gift ideas, click on the picture.

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