Someone has to explain to me how these morons can be subjective - and selective - in the application of their idiotic rules...
The state of California says the city of San Francisco is exempt from the state's newly reinstated mask mandate - requiring everyone to wear a mask indoors.
Does this rule mean you have to wear it in your own house also? No one has made that destiction as yet.
San Francisco Department of Public Health said Tuesday the city will continue to allow those who are fully vaccinated to remove their masks in gyms and workplaces, even as the state's reinstated mandate requires masks to be worn indoors, regardless of vaccination status. The statewide mandate took effect Wednesday.
"This refinement acknowledges the hard work of the people of San Francisco throughout the pandemic, including the ways in which we have maintained reasonable protections heading into the holiday season," the San Francisco Department of Public Health said in a tweet.
So, if you're shooting up while you're taking a shit in the middle of the street in SanFran, you're fine, and you're doing a great job.
By the way, don't forget who's Congressional District that is...
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How completely fucked up is this?
Five children were killed and five others injured when they fell to the ground from a bouncy castle that was blown into the air by a gust of wind outside an Australian school Thursday. The 'unimaginable tragedy' took place during a celebration marking the last week of classes before Christmas break at Hillcrest primary school in northern Tasmania.
The children in the bouncy castle were tossed from a height of about 33 feet on a sunny, early summer day that was forecast by local weather services to have “light winds.”
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What woman wouldn't love and appreciate
a gift something as nice as this?
What are you waiting for - Christmas is in 9 days!
Click on the picture for information on this item.
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of humor or no fuckin' clue at all.
Either way, it's cool graphics...
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The Brooklyn Nets had only eight players available for Tuesday night's game after nearly half the team had to enter the league's COVID protocols – two of them just an hour before tipoff.
And in the past three days, nearly 100 NFL players and some staff have tested positive – including both the starting quarterback and head coach of the Cleveland Browns.
Make no mistake: COVID-19 is once again surging in America's pro sports leagues.
"We are seeing a fairly fast and sudden increase over multiple markets and multiple sports and multiple countries," said Zach Binney, a sports epidemiologist at Oxford College of Emory University. "I think everybody's trying to figure out what's happening now, what's driving this?"
With schedules disrupted and stars sidelined, sports leagues are rethinking safety protocols as experts work to understand whether the new outbreaks were being caused by waning vaccine efficacy, looser vigilance around Thanksgiving, or the tip of an omicron iceberg - or perhaps a heady combination of all.
... I know how Mr. Met would react if they
fuck with Spring Training in any way...
passion about anything that this kid is showing
for the love of a game. Just imagine...
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Please - it's scary out there. Take care of yourself out on the roads this holiday season.
A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.
This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes who drink bottled water, Starbucks, soda, juice, energy drinks, and shit like that.
Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol.
They cause three times as many accidents.
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It's crunch time for gift buying, guys...
There's still time to get her something really special...
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I would never get out on parole. Juss' sayin'..
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You can click on this banner to see what she has to offer.
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Holy smokes, that was all one post!! So here's all one comment!!
ReplyDeleteWhile the ultimate Jersey sangweech is made with Taylor Ham / Pork Roll , most good diners will make it with bacon or sausage. The world famous Clinton Station Diner make theirs with 2 eggs, 2 slices of cheese, 2 large sausages cut in half ( or 4 slices of pork roll or a big pile of bacon ), all on a giant fresh Kaiser roll, for just $5.99. And you can add bacon to that for another buck. They will try to get you to buy a desert, but if you don't they'll usually give you one for free. The drive thru gets priority in the kitchen, so your order is usually brought to your car in just 3 minutes, and always includes a fresh apple as well.
Perhaps not heard around your house is the Jersey-talian word "gavone". Real Italian has "cafone" pronounced more like "bavone" which means a country person. Gavone means a low class greedy idiot, used as a noun and a verb, as in "Look at all the vultures [ the relatives at a Christmas party ] gavonning up the mannicotti!"
Enjoy this one: Bada Bing Christmas! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQaf3MVL9Ls
And speaking of wiping up after, at the store the other day I saw a little spray bottle called Ooopise Poopsie. It's scent you spray on the toilet before and after dropping a loaf. "Never be embarrassed by the smell again!" Holy cow. Comes in 8 different "bathroom theme coordinated" scents. Also available in gift packs!! Gotta wonder about the reaction to opening such a great present Christmas morning.
Holy smokes, that was all one comment?
DeleteThanks Drew...