Don't ever let me see you buying this crap...

This piece of shit does somehow manage to continuously stay in the bullshit spotlight he created himself, doesn't he? 
Anyways,  if I ever see anyone - man, woman, kid, I don't give a fuck - with this shit in their shopping cart at Winn-Dixie or Publix, I will be going to jail for assault & battery, that I can promise you...