Tuesday, September 7, 2021

This COVID shit will be here forever. Get used to it.

 Between mutations and variants, it'll never go away. And no one will ever be held accountable for it's creation... 

Although I'll betcha there's a coupla bodies buried behind 
the garage at this joint. Juss' sayin'...
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I hope you guys understand that if you follow anonymously, ya can't be in for the money thing...
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Earth as seen from the surface of Mars, shining brighter than any star in the Martian night sky. This picture was taken by NASA's Curiosity rover. Imagine being on Mars and looking at a tiny speck of light and realizing that's how far away home is?
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And when they're proven wrong, and Newsome gets his ass kicked out into the street, will they reassess what they've written? Sure they will. Right after monkeys fly out of my ass and I join the circus.
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RED SKELTON'S RECIPE FOR 
THE PERFECT MARRIAGE
1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.
2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas.
3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested the kitchen.
5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said "There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair.
7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was. She told me, "In the lake."
8. She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.
9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" The driver said, "No, jump in!".
10. Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.
11. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was 'Always'.
12. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.
13. The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!".
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In 1969 the American Falls, one of the three 
making up Niagara Falls, were dried up 
so engineers and geologists could study 
rockfalls and erosion there. 
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Whatever kinda music you're listening to, 
this is a really good Bluetooth speaker and 
it's still on sale for under $ 26 bucks. 


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Tell me again how much I don't miss living at the Jersey Shore 
in the summertime. Go ahead - I'll be sitting over here...
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I had a girlfriend went down that easy once...
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The statue will be taken down and destroyed tomorrow.
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Donald Trump is slightly favored over Joe Biden in a hypothetical 2024 presidential matchup, according to a poll Emerson College conducted from August to September 2021.
Some 47% of respondents preferred Trump, while 46% preferred Biden, with a margin of error of +/- 2.7 percentage points.
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Could that be because they're still paying people 
to stay home? Is that possible?
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I know absolutely zero about this company, and never heard of the brand name, but when you see a headline like that and you don't read the story, why bother living at all? Sadly, the story's behind a pay wall, so I can't link to it for you...
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Take your party on the road 
with this little portable grille.
This is the same grille we took with us on the boat 
last weekend. This little suckers are amazing.


Easy to clean, fires up fast, perfect for an on-the-go party. 
Get more info by clicking on the picture or this link:
Cuisinart Propane Portable Gas Grill
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This thing got thrown off an Alaskan Air plane yesterday because she was acting like a complete asshole, but she claims Alaska Airlines attendants kicked her off of the flight for 'wearing a crop top'. If she really was wearing a crop top, she shouldn't been allowed in to the terminal, never mind allowed on to the friggin' plane.
Her name is Ray Lin Howard, and she claims she is an online personality, rapper and hair stylist who goes by the stage name Fat Trophy Name. She has 23.8k followers on her TikTok account and nearly 6,000 followers on her Instagram profile. You can find her music on major platforms such as YouTube and Spotify. Moreover, Ray also runs the beauty salon Ride or Dye Salon which is based in Fairbanks, Alaska.
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This is Albert Einstein (the smartest man 
who ever lived? Maybe) with his second wife. 
One can only hope he traded up, but yeesh, 
Al, c'mon man...
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Absolutely needs to be in my driveway.
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Awww, c'mon. That's fuckin' funny. Ya can't even talk to that asshole without the fear of getting fired from your cushy-ass bullshit job. That really is friggin' hilarious.
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Similar to the ones used in restaurant kitchens.

Find it by clicking on the picture or here on the link:
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It's hard for me to believe this kinda stupid shit 
was happening during my lifetime, but it was. 
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How do ya get to be an 'expert'? I wanna be one. Do you know any experts? I don't, I mean if ya don't count my wife who's an expert at bustin' my balls, anyway. Juss' sayin' - who declares these people to be 'experts'? I'm starting to think we're all experts in something or another, even if it is just busting balls.
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When I was a kid my grandmother still used a toaster just like 
this one, and it worked like a champ. Had a huge thick cloth wire 
for the plug and it made the kitchen smell great.
 Wonder what ever happened to it?
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Do you have a special occasion coming up? 
You can find something nice for your Mom, your wife, your daughter or 
your girlfriend right here. Below are some samples of the jewelry my wife makes.

Click on the picture above for information on this item

'Iridescent Metallic Olive Hand Beaded Cuff Bracelet with Silver Accents'
Click on the picture above for information on this item

See some more for yourself by clicking here:
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Buy yourself something nice.
You deserve it.

Find one for yourself by clicking on the picture or here:
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5 comments:

  1. I live in Fairbanks. That, unfortunately, is the standard for “women” here it seems. Any wonder moose are nervous?

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    1. Dear lord, one could only hope. I meant that thunderpig what got tossed offa the AK Air jet. That’s what 95% of the women up here look like.

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