Wednesday, May 19, 2021

Ya know those days when ya just wanna go back to bed and pull the covers over your head?

 Yeah, well - I'm having a week like that... 

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Well I came across a child of God, he was walking along the road
And I asked him tell where are you going, this he told me:
Well, I'm going down to Yasgur's farm, going to join in a rock and roll band.
Got to get back to the land, set my soul free.
We are stardust, we are golden, we are billion year old carbon,
And we got to get ourselves back to the garden.
 
Well, then can I walk beside you? I have come to lose the smog.
And I feel like I'm a cog in something turning.
And maybe it's the time of year, yes, and maybe it's the time of man.
And I don't know who I am but life is for learning.
We are stardust, we are golden, we are billion year old carbon,
And we got to get ourselves back to the garden.
 
By the time we got to Woodstock, we were half a million strong,
And everywhere there was song and celebration.
And I dreamed I saw the bombers jet planes riding shotgun in the sky,
Turning into butterflies above our nation.
 
We are stardust, we are golden, we caught in the devil's bargain,
And we got to get ourselves back to the garden
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Why do we tolerate this kind of bullshit from social media platforms? Facebook shut down a pro-Israel page that reportedly had millions of followers as the worst conflict in years continued in the Gaza Strip.
 
“Jerusalem Prayer Group” founder Mike Evans claimed that critics targeted the site by posting “more than a million” comments then reporting they had never posted to the site. “There was an organized attempt by radical Islamic organizations to achieve this objective,” Evans was quoted as saying. “It was a very clever, deceptive plan by Islamic radicals.”
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In case you were wondering where the idea for the 'Tiki Bar' comes from, here's the real skinny: Don the Beachcomber, born Ernest Raymond Beaumont Gantt, was the 'inventor' of Tiki restaurants, bars and nightclubs. 
He was a bootlegger during Prohibition and when it ended, he opened the first 'tiki' bar, gambling that in those Depression years diners would enjoy spending a few hours in a South Seas fantasy world, amid tiki carvings, thatched roofs, bamboo furniture and rain falling on the roof. The many so-called “Polynesian” restaurants and pubs that enjoyed great popularity are directly descended from Don’s Beachcomber CafĂ© in Hollywood in the 1930s. Hugh Hefner, Marlon Brando and Fred Astaire were all regulars.
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Fair warning - there are still sets available at this crazy price. 
I have no idea when they're gonna end this sale, but as of this morning - again - it's still on. To be able to get a knife set this good for this low a price is almost like stealing it, and I hate to see a great deal for my readers pass them by. The set is still on sale for only $ 140.00. Don't pass this up. You'll thank me later.


Don't miss this unbelievable opportunity. Click  on the picture or here:
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This is the Victoria and Albert Museum in London. A truly impressive and influential institution. It is the world's largest museum of decorative arts and design, housing a permanent collection of over 4.5 million objects. It was founded in 1852 and named after Queen Victoria and Prince Albert.
The Museum's board has decided to ban sketching in the museum.
Seriously. They banned it. Sketching. Ya can't do it anymore. In a Museum.
Go ahead. Tell me the world isn't getting more and more fucked up every day.
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Wuddya suppose I'm thinkin' about what these three friggin' geniuses have in common? How many guesses do ya need?
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Four major golf cart bridges connecting all areas of The Villages, where I live. If you've never been here, you have no clue how incredibly large - geographically speaking - this place really is.
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Have you checked this out yet? 
It's one helluva good deal - and it's free for 90 days.
Right click on the banner for more info:

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I've said it before and I'll keep saying it. What's good for the goose should be stuck up the gander's ass. Or something like that. 
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Happy birthday to the Clown Prince of the Phurst Church of Phun, WAVY GRAVY, who turned 85 years old this week. Wavy - who's real name is Hugh Romney - had an auspicious beginning. As a kid growing up in Princeton, NJ, he used to go on neighborhood walks with Albert Einstein. He went to college on the GI Bill, and became a poet and monologist, opening at the Gaslight in the Village for Monk, Coltrane and many others. Lenny Bruce was actually his manager, and brought Romney to L.A. in the early '60's. The Hog Farm followed, and then his famous stint heading up the 'Please Force' at Woodstock.
In 1978, Wavy co-founded the Seva Foundation, dedicated to restoring eyesight to those suffering from cataract blindness in the poor areas of Tibet, Nepal, and other countries.  With his wife Jahanara Romney, he has also founded Camp Winnarainbow, a circus and performing arts camp for all ages in Mendocino County.
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Not a hundred percent legit, but pretty damn close.
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I would KILL for a real Jersey-style Italian Dog 
on really good, fresh Pizza bread.

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What an amazing difference this
 thing 
has made at our house.


These things work great. Try one for yourself.
There's more information about how these work right here. 
Click on the above picture or this link:
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In 1992, a shipping container accident commenced the biggest rubber ducky bathtub party ever. The containers contained a LOT of rubber ducks. They’ve been drifting all over the world ever since, and have been given the name “Friendly Floatees.”They’ve been found on the shores of Hawaii, Alaska, South America, Australia, the Pacific Northwest, and even the Arctic. Around 200 duckies are still circulating in the currents of the North Pacific Gyre and actually provide scientists with new information about the Great Pacific Ocean Garbage Patch.
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I don't own a dog and don't read any magazines where I'd come across this ad but this caught my eye nonetheless. Can't possibly be legit, can it?
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Back in the days when entertaining the eye was at least as important as functionality craftsmen created wonderful things like this.
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C'mon - you can tell me. If you had a chance to just smack the livin' snot outta her and you didn't take it, you'd regret it for the rest of your life, right? 









1 comment:

  1. Obama thinks UFO's are real?

    Wait until he finds out our new Galactic Overlords eat POC's and piss gasoline.

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OMG! He's gonna start WWIII! Well, not really, but...

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