It's simple. Just go buy tickets with
the same numbers I have on mine.
You'll never have a chance...
On Tuesday I had a ticket with 15 number combos on it - $ 30 bucks worth. That's 90 numbers right? They draw six. I didn't have a single number they drew. The bastards.
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On this day (7th May) in 1945, Germany officially surrendered, finally ending WW2 in Europe. Here's a special edition newspaper that came out that day.
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Everything you see has to be kept in perspective.
1oz bars )L to R) of pure metals aluminum, titanium, copper, nickel, silver, and gold
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Kim Kardashian proves she's back on the market as she poses in racy bodysuit while working out in a blonde wig amid Kanye West divorce. At least that's what the headline said.
I think I must be turning gay or something because I swear to fuckin' god there is not one single thing - including all her money - that I find in any way ever attractive about this self-absorbed worthless piece of shit.
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The Lobby of the Palazzo Morosini Brandolin hotel in Venice. Built when pleasing the eye was as important as function.
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Take a look at your flag pole and your American flag.
Maybe it's time for you to replace it.
Celebrate America by buying American-made.
You'll find it right here for under $ 20 bucks -
click on the picture or this link:
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The headline's from Jersey but it's the same story all over the country. They gotta stop with this unemployment bullshit. They're literally paying people not to work. It's fuckin' ridiculous.
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One of the architects of the Astros’ cheating operation was bench coach Alex Cora, who’s now the manager of the Boston Red Sox. According to NBC Sports Boston, Cora was asked this week about his thoughts on how the Yankees fans greeted the Astros.
“Yeah, I saw it. Obviously, it was interesting to say the least,” Cora said. “What we did was wrong. Three people got suspended, another one (Carlos Beltran), he doesn’t have a job in baseball. I still don’t know how or why, because he was a player at that point. And then the guys, it’s gonna be around them for a while. I know Dusty [Baker] made a good point, there’s only what, four or five guys that played with us in 2017? But I mean, this is what we did and people are paying the price in different ways.”
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Biden, a self-proclaimed 'devout Catholic', typically ends his public remarks with the phrase 'May God bless you all, and God protect our troops' - but his proclamation for Thursday's Day of Prayer contained no such acknowledgement of a higher power. The omission drew critical headlines in the Christian press, and Franklin Graham (right), the evangelical preacher, spoke out to express disappointment. 'This is the National Day of Prayer. Of course we need to call on God, not just some generic gods, or some power in the air, but on God himself the creator,' Graham said.
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Last week, the Philadelphia Fraternal Order of Police parked a Mr. Softee ice cream truck outside of Philly District Attorney Larry Krasner’s office and gave out free ice cream. The political message: Krasner (who is notoriously anti-cop and turning Philly into a crime-ridden hellscape) is “soft on crime.”
Cohen - god knows why this communist fruitcake is involved in this in any way - released a statement trashing the FOP and accusing Mr. Softee of serving up fake ice cream: “To be clear, Mr. Softee isn’t even ice cream,” said Cohen. “It is pumped up with a lot of hot air which is somehow frozen in a limp sort of way.” He should know about being limp.
Why can't people like this Vermont-living commie asshole just shut the fuck up and go home and count their money?
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You guys know how much I love my gadgets.
This is one of my new favorites.
I just leave mine on the dashboard of the truck - stays fully charged and ready to go at all times. I use it alot at work to keep my phone charged when I wanna play music on my phone and there's no outlet available. You can find one for yourself - click on the picture or here:
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Vials Of Heroin, Fentanyl, And Carfentanil Side By Side, Each Containing A Lethal Dose Of The Drug. Never heard of the third one - have you? Sound like it's a Fentanyl derivitive but it's spelled a little different.
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Members of the 13th division of the Waffen-SS. Hardcore Nazis praying to their god - Allah
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I swear to god this guy's fuckin' moron. Does he not realize that he's talking about himself? HE has been in government for 50 fuckin' years.
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That's some funny shit - frog just ate a firefly.
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Ahh - don't get yer knickers in a twist.
They probably just forgot they were there.
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It's like some kinda bizarre fuckin' idiot contest - every day these nimrods trying to one-up each other with incredibly stupid shit.
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There are no secrets when you're the world's smartest man, eh Bill?
This shit cracks me the fuck up.
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If you have Gout and you've never known how this supplement can help, now's time to learn.
Black Cherry Concentrate does one thing - and one thing only.
It breaks down Uric Acid in your system
It does nothing else. It doesn't interfere with anything, it has no side effects or contra-indications with other drugs or supplements that I know of. It does just one thing. It knocks down the severity and frequency of gout flareups. I haven't had one in probably five or so years taking just two of these a day. It's a god-send. Believe me.
Click on this for even more info:
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The caption on this pic said "Making lemonade in London. 1941." It's what we do. After Hurricane Marilyn destroyed my house down to the slab, one of the first things I did was get a generator going and run it so the pool pump and the refrigerator would work. We were drinking beer and swimming that night.
... Where's our friend Southside been lately?
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Drinking beer from the crack of her ass goes with the old saying "I'd eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from"....
ReplyDeleteyikes
DeleteThere are "help wanted" signs everywhere... I even saw one at a well drilling outfit in northern Georgia a couple of weeks back.
ReplyDeleteThe unemployment rate is up. Nobody in the Biden administration can understand why.
ReplyDeleteMaybe paying people not to work gets people not to work. But what do I know?
My wife was making twice on unemployment what she did working. makes no sense.
DeleteWas in a MM pool a few months ago and ended up with 156 chances to win. Matched the PB 8 times with no other matching #s, so for a $468 investment, the group cleared $32 (multiplier was 2). It sure cured me from playing those games.
ReplyDeletestill worth dreaming about though...
DeleteKardasshian....I’d tie her to the headboard with that hair. Then leave.
ReplyDeleteGreat line - I may use it some day.
DeleteHave you ever seen an auto repair shop staffed by anyone who looks even remotely like those featured here???
ReplyDeleteIf I did I'd be getting my oil changed and a lube job every week. Juss' sayin'...
DeleteUnless, of course, they were as competent as those responsible for the Florida Bimbo Bridge!!!
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