Tuesday, May 4, 2021

Every day it's the same thing. Unless you're Joe Biden.

 Remember that movie '50 First Dates'? I bet that's how Joe feels about being President... 

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Biden's remarks from yesterday. Jeez.


THE PRESIDENT:  My name is Joe Biden.  I’m Jill’s husband.  (Laughter.)  And just like — just like the lovely lady in blue over here is a professor at a community college, my wife also works for your husband.  (Laughter.)  I — and thank you for the warm welcome today at the airport.  Appreciate it very, very much. 
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I wonder how many people knew then what 
kind of a complete fuckin' jerkoff
 he would become when he got older.
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There's an awful lotta weird shit going on in this picture, isn't there? 
Looks like it was shot where they usta film M*A*S*H.
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Florida governor Ron DeSantis signed an executive order Monday eliminating all remaining local COVID-19 emergency mandates. He also signed legislation effective July 1 that allows the governor the authority to invalidate local emergency restrictions if they infringe upon individual liberties, bars state or local governments from temporarily closing businesses or suspending in-person school instruction.


He made the announcement from a Tiki Bar. How fuckin' FLORIDA is that? Toldja - the guy's a rock star.
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And then ya got this knucklehead.


Sitting at the bar with masks on?
 Is this fuckin' guy kidding?
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Whatever kinda music you're listening to, this is a really good Bluetooth speaker and it's still on sale for under $ 26 bucks. 
I know for a fact how good it is - I have the same one and I use it at work. 
The sound - and the volume - you get from this is amazing.


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Governor Murphy announced this also yesterday. Yeah - 'cause there's no real crime and shit 
they could be taking care of.
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The smartest man in the world is about to get his fuckin' clock cleaned. Maybe not as bad as Bezos, but it'll be serious. They're getting ready to carve up their $130B fortune which includes Da Vinci artworks, private jets, and homes across the nation - including $125M futuristic eco-home called Xanadu 2.0. 

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I've seen this - it's pretty spectacular. This 500 year old Colossus is located just north of Florence, Italy. It's  a 35-foot 16th Century sculpture called the 'Appennine Colossus'. He stands like a guardian of the pond. It's rumoured that at one time, lightning a fire in one of the rooms inside caused smoke to blow out of his nostrils.
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Microwaves don't toast and this little sucker is an actual convection oven. 
Turns out I use it a lot more than I thought I would.


The best part? It's on sale for under $ 65.00 bucks.
See if this isn't something you should have, too:
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Red Army soldiers sit on the ruins of the German Reich Chancellery in Berlin looking through boxes of German medals that would never be awarded following the Battle of Berlin.
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Okay. I finally get it. You can get a license if you don't have any paperwork, but you don't need an ID to vote. That makes perfect sense to me. Or at least it would if I lived in frikkin' BizzaroWorld...
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I find it kinda fascinating that no one has ever
 asked me why I post one of these every day.
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Sunlight entering the inner sanctuary of Amon-Ra 
in the Temple of King Ramses III, Egypt
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I don't always agree with him, but I still think 
that he was - and still is - a class act. 
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This is a gadget I really like - and  this 
one is four lights for one price. A great idea.

 
A helluva deal for $ 7.00 each! Take a look:
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2 comments:

  1. "I find it kinda fascinating that no one has ever
    asked me why I post one of these every day."

    Why wouldn't you?

    ReplyDelete

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