Thursday, April 8, 2021

You from Jersey? I'm from Jersey. And we all don't like Joe Piscapo for saying that.

 For those who live in New Jersey and those who might want to visit (but why the hell would anybody wanna visit Jersey?)... 

New Jersey is a peninsula.
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Highlands, New Jersey has the highest elevation along the entire eastern seaboard, from Maine to Florida.
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New Jersey is the only state where all of its counties are classified as metropolitan areas.
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New Jersey has more race horses than Kentucky.
 

New Jersey has more Cubans in Union City (1 sq. mi.) than Havana, Cuba.
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New Jersey has the densest system of highways and railroads in the US.
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New Jersey has the highest cost of living.
 

New Jersey has the highest cost of auto insurance.
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New Jersey has the highest property taxes in the nation.
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New Jersey has the most diners in the world and is sometimes referred to   as the "Diner Capital of the World."
 
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New Jersey is home to the original Mystery Pork Parts Club (not Spam): Taylor Ham or Pork Roll.

The official sandwich of the Jersey Shore.
(And NOT that stupid fuckin' MTV bullshit)


The Taylor ham/pork roll, egg and cheese is probably New Jersey's most iconic sandwich, with delis around the state claiming they make the best or the biggest or the most famous. Nothing gets us (Ex-) Jerseyans going like the mention of Taylor ham or pork roll, even if it degenerates into a sophomoric debate over which is the proper term. For the zillionth time: All Taylor ham is pork roll, but not all pork roll is Taylor ham. The latter is a brand name. Don’t call it Taylor ham if it’s not Taylor ham.

THIS is Taylor Ham. Nothing else is. 
If you're from Jersey, you know it's true.


Can't get it in your local supermarket? 
Get some for yourself here:
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Home to the less mysterious but the best Italian hot dogs and Italian sausage w/peppers and onions.

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North Jersey has the most shopping malls in one area in the world, with seven major shopping malls in a 25 square mile radius.
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The Passaic River was the site of the first submarine ride by inventor John P. Holland.
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New Jersey has 50+ resort cities & towns; some of the nation's most famous: Asbury Park,  Long Branch, Wildwood,  Atlantic City,  Seaside Heights,  Cape May.
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New Jersey has the most stringent testing along its coastline for water quality control than any other seaboard state in the entire country.
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New Jersey is a leading technology & industrial state and is the largest chemical producing state in the nation when you include pharmaceuticals.
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Jersey tomatoes are known the world over as being the best you can buy.
 


New Jersey is the world leader in blueberry and cranberry production (and here you thought Massachusetts?)
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Here's to New Jersey - the toast of the country! In 1642, the first brewery in America, opened in Hoboken.
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New Jersey rocks! The famous Les Paul invented the fhuirst solid body electric guitar in Mahwah, in 1940.
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New Jersey is a major seaport state with the largest seaport in the US, located in Elizabeth. Nearly 80 percent of what our nation imports comes through Elizabeth Seaport first.
New Jersey is home to one of the nation's busiest airports (in Newark), Liberty International. 
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George Washington slept here.  

Several important Revolutionary War battles were fought on New Jersey soil, led by General George Washington.
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The light bulb, phonograph (record player), and motion picture projector, were invented by Thomas Edison in his Menlo Park, NJ, laboratory
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Jersey also boasts the first town lit by incandescent bulbs.
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The first seaplane was built in Keyport , NJ.
The first airmail (to Chicago) was started from Keyport, NJ.
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The first phonograph records were made in Camden, NJ
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New Jersey was home to the Miss America Pageant held in Atlantic City.
 

The game Monopoly, played all over the world, named the streets on its playing board after the actual streets in Atlantic City. And, Atlantic City has the longest boardwalk in the world, not to mention salt water taffy. ( Now made in Pennsylvania)
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New Jersey has the largest petroleum containment area outside of the Middle East countries.
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The first Indian reservation was in New Jersey, in the Watchung Mountains


New Jersey has the tallest water-tower in the world. 
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New Jersey had the first medical center, in Jersey City
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The Pulaski Sky Way, from Jersey City to Newark, was the first skyway highway.
New Jersey built the first tunnel under a river, the Hudson (Holland Tunnel).
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The first baseball game was played in Hoboken, NJ, which is also the birthplace of Frank Sinatra.
 
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The first intercollegiate football game was played in New Brunswick in 1889 (Rutgers College played Princeton).
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The first drive-in movie theater was opened in Camden, NJ, (but they're all gone now!).

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New Jersey is home to both of "NEW YORK'S" pro football teams!
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The first radio station and broadcast was in Paterson, NJ.
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The first FM radio broadcast was made from Alpine, NJ, by Maj. Thomas Armstrong.
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All New Jersey natives:   
 
Sal Martorano, Jason Alexander, Susan Sarandon, Jack Nicholson, 


Bruce Springsteen, Bon Jovi,  Queen Latifah,  Connie Francis, 
Shaq, Judy Blume, Aaron Burr, Joan Robertson, Ken Kross, Dionne Warwick, Sarah Vaughn, 


Bud Abbott, Lou Costello, Alan Ginsberg, Norman Mailer, Marilynn McCoo, Flip Wilson, Alexander Hamilton, Zack Braff Whitney Houston, Eddie Money,


 Linda McElroy, Eileen Donnelly, Grover Cleveland, Woodrow Wilson, Walt Whitman, Jerry Lewis, Tom Cruise, Joyce Kilmer, Bruce Willis, Caesar Romero, Lauryn Hill, Ice-T, Nick Adams, Nathan Lane, Sandra Dee, Danny DeVito, Richard Conti, 


Joe Pesci, Joe Piscopo, Joe DePasquale, Robert Blake, John Forsythe, Meryl Streep, Loretta Swit, Norman Lloyd, Paul Simon, Jerry Herman, Gorden McCrae, Kevin Spacey, John Travolta, Phyllis Newman, Anne Morrow Lindbergh, Eva Marie Saint, Elisabeth Shue,

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A really good Bluetooth speaker and it's still on sale. 
I know for a fact how good it is - I have the same one and I use it at work. The sound - and the volume - you get from this is amazing.


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 Zebulon Pike, James Fennimore Cooper, Admiral Wm.Halsey,Jr.,Norman Schwarzkopf, Dave Thomas (Wendy's),  William Carlos Williams, Ray Liotta, 


Robert Wuhl, Bob Reyers, Paul Robeson, Ernie Kovacs, Joseph Macchia, Kelly Ripa, and Francis Albert Sinatra and "Uncle Floyd" Vivino.
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The Great Falls in Paterson, on the Passaic River, is the 2nd highest waterfall on the East Coast of the US.

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That's enough for today. Thanks for staying awake
I mean thanks for paying attention...
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3 comments:

  1. If Jersey has all of these great things going for it then how did it become the Effed mess it is today. A normal family can’t survive on a 100G’s a year. That’s just plain wrong

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  2. Everything here is about the past...

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    1. Yeah and a shame too. Try getting a gun carry license in your home state

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