Who has time for that kinda mindless stupid shit? While my friends were doing crap like that, I was trying to get laid. I have priorities...
That looks somehow vaguely familiar...
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Ask every one of your friends. I bet you can't find a single one that doesn't think this broad isn't a complete fuckin' jerkoff. Go ahead - ask around. And she's only a four or a five on a scale that would include this bitch:
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1. Turn off the device immediately and don’t press any buttons.
2. If your phone is water resistant and you’ve spilt or submerged it in a liquid other than water, both Apple and Samsung recommend rinsing it off by submerging it in still tap water (but not under a running tap, which could cause damage).
3. Wipe the phone dry with paper towels or a soft cloth.
4. Gently shake the device to remove water from the charging ports, but avoid vigorous shaking as this could further spread the liquid inside.
5. Remove the SIM card.
6. Use a compressed aerosol air duster to blow the water out if you have one. Avoid using a hot blow dryer as the heat can wreck the rubber seals and damage the screen.
7. Dry out the phone (and especially the ports) in front of a fan.
8. Leave your phone in an airtight container full of silica gel packets (those small packets you get inside new shoes and bags), or another drying agent. These help absorb the moisture.
9. Do not charge the phone until you are certain it’s dry. Charging a device with liquid still inside it, or in the ports, can cause further damage. Apple suggests waiting at least five hours once a phone appears dry before charging it (or until the alert disappears).
If the above steps don’t help and you’re still stuck with a seemingly dead device, don’t try opening the phone yourself. You’re better off taking it to a professional.
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I didn't realize the fuckin' guy was still alive. I figured he'da killed himself by now. Go figure, huh?
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I'd go home, change my underdrawers, grab all the cash I could find and head to the nearest casino. Can you imagine? Jeez.....
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What an amazing difference this
thing made at our house.
These things work great. Try one for yourself.
There's more information about how these work right here.
Click on the above picture or this link:
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Truly despicable people. THEY are the racists.
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'You son of a bitch! You punk!':
Geraldo Rivera lets rip at Dan Bongino during heated debate
over policing and BLM protests following death of Daunte Wright.
Tread gently there, Geraldo. I think Dan'd probably beat the fuck outta you without evern breaking a sweat. Juss' sayin'...
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Clueless jerkoffs running our big cities. Buncha clowns.
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Even got the fancy front porch rigged up.
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This is Saturn's icy moon, Enceladus. Imagine - if you can - the amount and type of technology that's been developed in my lifetime that allows us to see shit like this? How wonderful is that...
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But Joe - wasn't that Donald's idea?
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I think this may now be the best deal they've ever offered on the smaller tablets. Still under $ 50 bucks.
For under $ 50 bucks you can't go wrong.
Check it out here or click on the picture:
A-Rod and J-Lo split up?
I am shocked and amazed.
Say it ain't so, Alex...
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The first photograph of lightning. In 1882, William Jennings snapped the very first photo of lightning ever to be taken.
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I'm surprised Weiner hasn't been deleted while "tidying up loose ends" and his laptop in the NYPD evidence room hasn't been "misplaced".
ReplyDeletescary, right?
DeleteActually, yes. Trump SAID he would bring all the troops home from Afghanistan; he just didn't. In fact, every president for the last 20 years has tried to and failed.
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