And you're one of them but that's
a story for another day...
Certainly bartenders like her are
a good enough reason to drink...
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Here’s my top 20 reasons for drinking…
“Everybody else can do this so why can’t I?”
I really am a sucker for that pose.
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I give myself permission as a result of this question.
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“Its what I was brought up to think. At the end of the work day you have a beer. And she's the bartender”
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“It could be worse. I could be drinking soda. And she's the bartender.”
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“It’s a social thing, and there's girls.”
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“Because she's the bartender."
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“It’s what you have with snacks.”
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“I enjoy it - and there's girls.”
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Supporting some doofus local micro-brewery?
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“I’ve earn’t it” (reward for a hard days work)"
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“It’s only one. At a time...”
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“I’ll just have one more for the road.”
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“I drink while I make dinner.”
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“Just clearing out the fridge. It’s the last one. I won’t buy anymore after this one. And there's no bartender.”
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“It was on special!”
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“Because she's the bartender."
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“Because she's the bartender."
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“Because she's the bartender."
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“Because she's the bartender."
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“Because she's the bartender."
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“Because she's the bartender."
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“Because she's the bartender."
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“Because she's the bartender."
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“Because she's the bartender."
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“Because she's the bartender."
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“Because she's the bartender."
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“And finally - because she's the bartender."
Always the best for last, right?
Enough reasons for you?
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There's nothing funny about
your own personal safety.
Readers here have told me that not only are they buying them for themselves, they're buying them for their kids, their girlfriends and their wives. I think that's a great idea. Better safe than sorry is the best way to be these days...
There are a couple different strengths available here - find the one that's right for you:
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