Politicians have what my mother usta call 'Diarrhea of the mouth'. How is it possible to speak so much and say so little?
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I'd probably be a better person today if I'da just sent in the buck and a quarter and found out if they were real or not. Now I'll never know, dammit.
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There's a new dawn coming if
they manage to pull this off.
The campaign to oust Newsom went from unlikely to unavoidable this week as pervasive frustration with Newsom’s pandemic management cut sharply into his approval numbers. The longer businesses have been closed, hospitals full and school campuses shut, the more the movement has gained traction beyond conservative social media circles.
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The Mil Mi-28 (NATO reporting name "Havoc") is a Russian all-weather, day-night, military tandem, two-seat anti-armor attack helicopter. It is an attack helicopter with no intended secondary transport capability, better optimized than the Mil Mi-24 gunship for the role.
I stand corrected. Thanks for the feedback.
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Ya see? I told ya - that attitude shit starts when they're really young
like it's in their fuckin' DNA or something...
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These are good sweat socks and this is a really good price for them.
Find 'em for yourself here:
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Kinda looks like Newsom, doesn't he?
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“Democrats want nothing more than to beat DeSantis next year, and regardless of how many people run, primary voters will ultimately rally around who is perceived to be the strongest in the general,” said Ben Pollara, a Miami-based Democratic consultant who has advised Agriculture Commissioner Nikki Fried. Pollara isn't aligned with any potential gubernatorial candidate but has worked on successful statewide ballot initiatives for raising the minimum wage and medical marijuana and is warming up a project to sink Sen. Marco Rubio's reelection.
DeSantis has taken repeated victory laps throughout a global pandemic, embraced the Republican Party's right flank and enjoyed his status as one of Donald Trump’s favorite governors — and the governor of the former president's adopted home state. Democrats hope those strengths that keep DeSantis humming with the GOP base prove to be weak points in his political armor even as Florida Democrats keep falling short at the ballot box and haven't won a gubernatorial race since 1994.
The Democrat party in Florida, though divided over its direction and facing deep financial problems, is desperate for a win. And they couldn't give a fuck about what you may want or need. It's all just about power and greed. Nothing more.
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File this under the 'They don't make
'em like they usta' tab.
This is the interior grand stairway of Opéra Garnier in Paris. Is it impossible anymore take create things that are both functional and pleasing to the eye?
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"Calvin and Hobbes," one of the greatest strips ever to grace newspapers, blazed across the pages for a beautiful decade before heading off into the white space of our imaginations, trusting us to continue the next adventures in our heads. And to this day, the creation — once syndicated to 2,000-plus papers — is ever-present on bestseller lists, in libraries and nested on home shelves within easy reach of nostalgic adults and each next generation of young readers. Decades later, the brilliance of "Calvin and Hobbes" refuses to dim. It remains a tiger - the tiger - burning bright.
The final "Calvin and Hobbes" strip was fittingly published on a Sunday — Dec. 31, 1995 — the day of the week on which creator Bill Watterson could create on a large color-burst canvas of dynamic art and narrative possibility, harking back to great early newspaper comics like "Krazy Kat." The cartoonist bid farewell knowing his strip was at its aesthetic pinnacle.
"It seemed a gesture of respect and gratitude toward my characters to leave them at top form," Watterson wrote in his introduction to "The Complete Calvin and Hobbes" box-set collection. "I like to think that, now that I'm not recording everything they do, Calvin and Hobbes are out there having an even better time." Readers return that respect. Ask a fan for a favorite "Calvin and Hobbes" scenario and a stream of recurring comic premises pours forth.
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Ya see? Subtle. I like subtle.
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Acting with an 'abundance of caution'.
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A great pair of jeans for under $ 15.00 bucks?
It's legit - wouldn't lie to you.
Rustler makes a great pair of pants for a ridiculously low price. See for yourself here - there's plenty of styles and sizes to choose from:
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Salma Hayek - and her cans - will be taking on a new project at HBO Max: A comedy where a 40-year-old woman’s boobs talk to her. The series is an adaptation of the novel “A Boob’s Life: How America’s Obsession Shaped Me— and You” by Leslie Lehr, which is set to be released March 2 and now available for pre-order.
The half-hour comedy is about a woman named Leslie who finds herself in a crisis ahead of her 40th birthday, and her “life gets turned upside down when her boobs start talking to her, forcing her to look at herself in a completely different light.”
Ya know how they're busting all of these guys? Not great police work or facial recognition or any shit like that. Nope.
They all had their fuckin' phones on while
they were doing all this stupid shit.
Their apps and their location thingie on their phones ratted them out. Yup. Don't take anything for granted any more 'cause Bog Brother'll getcha, and turn the phone off if you're gonna storm the castle, Pierre...
And then again, there's this mischief:
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That power move didn't take long, did it?
The U.S. Senate early on Friday passed a budget plan that would allow for passage of President Joe Biden's $1.9 trillion COVID-19 relief package in coming weeks without Republican support. Vice President Kamala Harris broke a 50-50 tie by casting a vote in favor of the Democratic measure, sending it to the House of Representatives for final approval. Separate, more detailed legislation still would have to be crafted and passed to carry out Biden's coronavirus-relief bill, which also could provide more time for negotiations with Republicans.
At the end of about 15 hours of debate and back-to-back votes on dozens of amendments, the Senate found itself in a 50-50 partisan deadlock over passage of the budget plan. That deadlock was broken by Vice President Kamala Harris, whose 'yes' vote provided the win for Democrats. This was a 'giant first step' toward passing the kind of comprehensive coronavirus aid bill that Biden has put at the top of his legislative agenda, Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer said.
Shortly before the final vote, Democrats flexed their muscle by offering an amendment reversing three earlier votes that Republicans won.
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I'll leave ya with happy thoughts. And images.
If that's not from some kinda school-girl lesbian porn flick, what the fuck else could it be from? Certainly not some kinda sitcom I've ever seen (unfortunately).
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kinda party night for Fred and his buddies.
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The best part of this story is all the hedge fund jerkoffs covering their short positions when it was up in the hundreds. Patience is a virtue, dickheads.
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Russian Architecture at it's finest. That's a soccer field in the middle of that Moscow apartment building.
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Never with two hands Clyde, jeez.
Didn't they teach you anything in prison?
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Personal safety is something that I don't take lightly.
Neither should you..
Readers here have been telling me that not only are they buying them for themselves, they're buying them for their kids, their girlfriends and their wives. I think that's a great idea.
There are a couple different strengths available here - find the one for you:
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She's no spring chicken there, Skippy...
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There's a guy in a small lab somewhere in the basement of a building somewhere in Washington wearing a lab coat. He says to his assistant - "Here's ten bucks. Go buy some baby food. I wanna test it for arsenic'. That is pretty much exactly how shit like this happens.
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This dickbag came within a red hair
of being Governor of Florida. Yikes.
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They didn't work. I know. Unfortunately...
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Time is ticking away, guys. Take a minute and look at the jewelry my wife makes. It's not expensive and it will make a really nice gift for someone special to you.
You still have time to find something
nice for your wife or girlfriend and
get it delivered for Valentine's Day
It's really nice stuff and the prices include
free shipping to almost anywhere!
There's a large variety of items that she makes that are available on her Etsy 'storefront'. See some for yourself by clicking on any of the pictures above or click here:
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As always, save the best for last.
And yeah, Tony - that's her...
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Thanks for Nicci,again!
ReplyDeleteTo you and all you good folks in Florida,I sincerely hope you guys never lose DeSantis,unless of course he throws his hat in the Presidential ring.
Aah, Selma Hayak, the woman is truly in a league of her own. What's the old saying about swimming through a river of shit just to blow the last guy that shtumpfed her
That's a little extreme, isn't it? But I do get your point...
DeleteThe MI 28 Havoc is a Russian helicopter. It would be hunting Marines.
ReplyDeleteMy bad - bad resource.
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