At least I, the author, think it is...
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You're still just a buncha pompous, posturing jerkoffs.
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Well, fun isn't the exact word I'd use...
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Personal safety is something that I don't take lightly.
Neither should you..
Readers here have been telling me that not only are they buying them for themselves, they're buying them for their kids, their girlfriends and their wives. I think that's a great idea.
There are a couple different strengths available here - find the one for you:
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How I'm sure Mitch feels every time he has
to talk to that dooshbag Nancy.
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Okay, so they may not be real.
Do you really give a shit?
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Valentines day is coming up and time is ticking away, guys. Take a minute and look at the jewelry my wife makes. It's not expensive and it will make a really nice gift for someone special to you.
You still have time to find something
nice for your wife or girlfriend and
get it delivered for Valentine's Day
It's really nice stuff and the prices include
free shipping to almost anywhere!
There's a large variety of items that she makes that are available on her Etsy 'storefront'. See some for yourself by clicking on any of the pictures above or click here:
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An observation; if you can touch them, they are real!
ReplyDeletekinda my point Bear...
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