Sunday, January 24, 2021

Uncle Joe is gonna start messing with your Social Security. How do you feel about that?

 As far as benefits go, he can't start fucking with any of it, or he'll be responsible for starting the second Civil War... 

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Biden touted big changes to the program 
when he was on the campaign trail.


Under his plan, eligible workers would get a guaranteed minimum benefit equal to at least 125% of the federal poverty level. People who have received benefits for at least 20 years would get a 5% bump. Widows and widowers would receive about 20% more per month. Biden also proposes changing the measurement for annual cost-of-living increases to the Consumer Price Index for the Elderly, or CPI-E, which could more closely track the expenses retirees face.
 
To pay for those higher benefits, Biden would apply Social Security payroll taxes to those making $400,000 and up. In 2021, workers generally pay the 6.2% Social Security tax on up to $142,800 of wages. (Earnings between $142,800 and $400,000 would not be subject to those levies under the plan, though that gap would eventually close over time.)
 

Be careful Joe. Be VERY careful.
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This guy - whoever he is - is the best I've seen at this. If you're interested in seeing more, search for that page on Fakebook.
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The new gold standard of memes.
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Did Biden buy his way in 
to the hearts of young voters? 


That's for you to decide. On the campaign trail Biden promised to forgive $10,000 of the loans for all borrowers. he also promised free college to 90% of the kids in this country.

That was very generous of him.
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Joe Biden has the earworm of all earworms.


 I could while away the hours, conferrin' with the flowers
 Consultin' with the rain.
 And my head I'd be scratchin' while
 my thoughts were busy hatchin'
 If I only had a brain.
 I'd unravel every riddle for any individ'le,
 In trouble or in pain.
 With the thoughts I'd be thinkin'
 I could be another Lincoln
 If I only had a brain.
 Oh, I could tell you why The ocean's near the shore.
 I could think of things I never thunk before.
 And then I'd sit, and think some more.
 I would not be just a nuffin' my head all full of stuffin'
 My heart all full of pain.
 I would dance and be merry, life would be a ding-a-derry,
 If I only had a brain.
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No matter what you may be looking for, 
you can click on any Amazon link - you can 
click on the banner above to get to Amazon. 
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When all of those morons stormed the Capitol building, somebody scribbled this on Pelosi's chalkboard. This a selfie she took the yesterday while she was chugging her morning mug fulla vodka and Maypo.

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Everybody's heading for that last exit on the Turnpike - and for good reasons.
 
 
New Jersey is estimated to have lost 0.10% of its population (almost 8,900 net residents) between mid-2019 and mid-2020. In 2020 alone, a separate analysis found 70% of New Jersey’s 2020 moves were outbound as opposed to inbound.
 
New Jersey’s recent losses notwithstanding, the Garden State is not expected to be one of the 10 states projected to lose congressional representation beginning in January 2023.
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When's the last time you liked 
ANY piece of music that much?
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I don't like it. At all.
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It seems impossible but it's true. Elizabeth Hurley is 
getting better and better looking as she gets older.
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This is a great idea - plugs in to any outlet...



Find it here for only $ 14.00 bucks - grab a couple:
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I posted this on Fakebook yesterday. Got ONE like. 
People are idiots.
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It's time to start putting in some stop limit orders.
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Every time I see a story like this I immediately think 'WTF man - how come this shit didn't never happen when I was in High School?'
And then I remember I went to an all-boys catholic high school run and taught by the Irish Christian Brothers. Whew. Dodged that bullet. Scary thought.
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Thank god for the truly talented imaginative people out there. The Bernie meme shit is brilliant. Well done indeed. 
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A Las Vegas man allegedly stole about $2 million in federal COVID-19 relief funds meant for small businesses — all so he could buy luxury cars and homes. Jorge Abramovs has been charged with bank fraud after allegedly applying for Paycheck Protection Program funds between April and June 2020, the Las Vegas Review-Journal reported.
 
Prosecutors charged that Abramovs used a variety of company names, including National Investment Group Corporation, National Legal Advisors In Care Of and National Investment Group, when applying for the aid. In one application, Abramovs claimed NIGC had 18 employees and an average monthly payroll of $64,797.
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Every time I read something like this, it sounds like my first wife's voice saying it.
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It's Sunday morning. If you're  not gonna go to church, think instead about this and say a prayer or two for these poor children:


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This may be the best waterproof 
hard case you can buy.


You'll find it here:
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Right click on the banner:

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The 1,000,000 Zaire note printed during hyperinflation in the 1990s. In the 1970s, 1 Zaire was worth more than $1 US. We keep the printing presses going the way we are during this COVID bullshit, we'll be heading in the same friggin' direction.
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There's a great little blog out there that - if you haven't seen it yet - you really should take a look. Bunk's a good guy. Check it out:
 
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Find something nice for your wife or girlfriend. 
Take a look at the one-of-a-kind jewelry my wife creates for women. 






There's a lot more different items of her jewelry available on Etsy. 
It's really nice stuff and the prices include 
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See some for yourself here:
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Orion reigns supreme in the winter sky and I know all is right with the world and you're okay. I ask no more...
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One more time for effect...
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8 comments:

  1. I went to an all boys Catholic high school taught by the Christian Bros too! I was expelled senior year and went to the local suburban public high school. It was terrible. Went back to the high school and pleaded with the principal, promised to walk the straight & narrow. Which I did. Was in the last graduating class as they tore it down that summer. Great times. Seems like a million years ago.

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  2. Conor McCregor = world’s biggest asshole who really ought to be in a jail cell

    I too attended a Catholic High school but ours was co-ed,the first and only one in the Chicago Archdiocese for years. I have friends and acquaintances who attended the all boy schools ran by the sick fucked up brothers. If they weren’t trying to grab you inappropriately they were kicking the shit out you

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    1. They kicked our asses on a regular basis. That was their jollies...

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  3. I wonder just how big an income tax bite we'll have to pay on those new Socialist Security checks.

    Perhaps DOJ is reluctant to prosecute the Capitol "rioters" because they've discovered how many of them are Antifa/BLM.

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  4. Dayum, Joe! Just got a RORO boatload of hits from y'all. I need to order Etsy stuff from your missus more often. Thanks for the promo & rock on wit yo bad sef.

    Bunk

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