Sunday, December 6, 2020

Your Sunday funnies and some fails and other stuff because I'm bored.

 Hey - it's to your benefit when I am bored... 

Guess mom's at Bingo. 

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If you live in the Metro Nashville area and surrounding communities, 
this may be someone you'd wanna know about:

Happy to help when I can - from one Handyman to another.

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I had a dog that clumsy once.
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If you like Calvin as much as I do, wouldn't this make a great Christmas present for one of (or all of) your kids or grandkids? 

This is the definitive collection.
 
 
 Your kids will thank you for the rest of their lives.



You can find this collection here: 
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I had a dog that lazy once.
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I had a dog that stupid once.
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JERSEY FOOD 101


The Taylor ham/pork roll, egg and cheese is probably New Jersey's most iconic sandwich, with delis around the state claiming they make the best or the biggest or the most famous.  
 
Nothing gets us Jerseyans going like the mention of Taylor ham or pork roll, even if it degenerates into a sophomoric debate over which is the proper term.  
 
  For the zillionth time: All Taylor ham is pork roll, but not all pork roll is Taylor ham. The latter is a brand name. Don’t call it Taylor ham if it’s not Taylor ham.
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THIS is Taylor Ham. Nothing else is. 
If you're from Jersey, you know it's true.


Can't get it in your local supermarket? 
Get some for yourself here:
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I had a girlfriend that stupid once...
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I had a dog that chikenshit once.
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YIKES - A LITTLE HOMO-PHOBIC THERE ARCH?
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The single best - and easiest - 
knife sharpener you'll ever use. Period.


You can get it in a 2-pack for more savings.
Keep one and give one to a friend. 
Click on this link to find them both for less than $ 23 bucks:
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Yup. Had a dog that stupid once, too...
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2 comments:

  1. Great Sunday funnies.The guy trying to score on the couch looks like it’s the end to a prom date with his bow tie dangling off of her leg.
    The golf cart, yep 40 years ago did that drunk as a loon at some golf outing.Turns out 4 golf carts got destroyed by drunks at that outing that day

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  2. Than that's a rare good day on a golf course

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Al'umu (that's 'Mommy' in Arabic) to the rescue?

  You knew this towel-headed piece of shit would have to show up sooner or later. I've already given her more exposure than she deserves...